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Does it take ten tickles to make a squid laugh?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wouldn't that be a decapus?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It takes a big punch to decapus!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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unless they're small and near his eyes, then they are speck tickles.
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What, no up vote? This is gold Jerry. Pure gold. 
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It was an octopus last time[^]. 
And, as I said back then, much like Elmo[^], two of them are only tests.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That one is pretty long in the Architeuthis.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Would one tickle be considered a test tickle?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If it passes it'll be an up to par tickle proving that it can tickle!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Pisses me off when (in this case, my own project that is being resurrected from 6 years ago) uses third party dependencies from DevExpress and Divelements, and now, trying to install the exact DevExpress version from then, my registration key is no longer valid. And Divelements keeled over in 2013, and of course their online registration doesn't work either. Not to mention that even their DLL, when installing it as "evaluation", does with Invalid pointer compiler error.
Then there's the usual nightmare of .NET version. This code was built with .NET 2.0 and 3.5, neither of which I have installed (I only have 4.5 - 4.6.1), so got to fix all the framework references in a bunch of projects. I suppose there's a utility to do that, maybe even VS2015 has a function for that, but I didn't bother looking.
So far, I've got 2 of the 4 applications running - the server app and the schema designer. The form designer is a b*tch because of the DevExpress and Divelements references, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that upgrading the DX references to their latest works, but I'm a pessimist. The Divelements Sandock thing will be a PITA, I'll probably have to replace it with the open source WeifenLuo docking manager, or, IIRC, .NET exposes their docking system now.
And of course I get a bunch of deprecation warnings on the Oracle .NET references, but the stuff still works. Though figuring out the tnsnames.ora was a blast to the past, NOT!
Word to the wise - when you archive a project, create a VM and put everything there, and make sure it all compiles and builds in the VM. I did that, creating a VM, and the VM still worked, but I appear to never have tried compiling the code.    at myself.
Marc
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My only comment: You are a lucky man to handle "only" 6 year old legacy Projects. I Need to handle 14 years old legacy Projects. Please a can of mercy with me 
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You have my empathy and sympathy!
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Thank you so much 
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I feel your pain...
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Wow! Good to know that I'm not the only one in this boat!
I've finally got the mix to where I'm working in .NET more than VB6 IDE. But there's still two large (330K loc) projects and around 6 dozen modules and utilities that need to be rebuilt...
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You are very welcome. Maybe we can have a talk therapy 
It is really really is a cruelty to be responsible for legacy apps.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I've seen COPYRIGHT 1966-2015... That particular program was born on an S/360 and is still alive (not GLaDOS though )
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I'll join the party. Mine's 17-years old. Anyone care to top that?
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Marc Clifton wrote: Word to the wise - when you archive a project, create a VM and put everything there, and make sure it all compiles and builds in the VM.
Simpeler; don't use DevExpress, and try to eliminate any other dependency.
Worked for the Excel-team
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Simpeler; don't use DevExpress, and try to eliminate any other dependency.
Indeed - the whole app should have been coded with Excel macros!
Marc
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Sure. Just make sure the version and localization of all Excel installation matches: it's a pain to fix macros that don't work because the commands in the macros themselves are localized ... 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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That's the most absurd design choice I ever saw in all my life. It's a special stupid kind of stupid, the epitome of what could be wrong.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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 Wise words.
It sucks that you have to go through this. 
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You don't have copies of the 3rd party assemblies? Maybe in source control?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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