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I have met Messrs Gordon & Schweppes only once in the last month and then just fleetingly at a party over the weekend; I had to drive.
I miss those guys!
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought that was why you could only get £8 of diesel in the tank: the rest was full of smuggled gin.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nah, the £8 tank is because derv is 9p/l.
Yesterday in the market I passed on buying avocados as the 50p each price was too high.
Local wine and beer isn't too bad, but spirits are very hard to come by. There is a retailer out of town where I can get pretty much anything, but it's a 2 hour round trip.
Oh, at the weekend we had fresh langostine for about £10/kg.
veni bibi saltavi
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Surely you're mistaken. Programmers don't have friends.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Surely you're mistaken. Programmers don't have girlfriends.
FTFY!
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You would appear know Mr. Falcon quite well.
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Jeremy Falcon
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Shush, I come here to escape reality, not to be confronted by it 
And one can only imagine the drama that is my life if I come here to escape 
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Sure they do![^]
Hard copies.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was just wondering the other day if you had quit as no gin jokes lately.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It's those friends a person never had, that they miss the most ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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I'd not miss Gordons.
Hendricks on the other hand.
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Now he's grown up, is Harry Potter's favourite spell "Expecto Petroleum"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought it would be "Conjurous Guinnius".
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Get your coat. I'll show you the Gryffin-dor.
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Maybe Slytherin out?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Did you just snitch on him?
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It's so bally expensive, a full tank of diesel for the Disco cost me nearly EIGHT POUNDS yesterday!
:smugMode:
veni bibi saltavi
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You're a real gas today Griff.
Hogan
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Would be nice if he'd invoke No-Expecto Tax-oleum for all...
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There are two things that Magic has no dominion over - Death... and Taxes! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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His broom get's scared!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Ey Griff you already know! When Potter grows old he'll just turn potty, like the the of us.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: When Potter grows old he'll just turn potty, like the rest of us already are.
FTFY 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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True that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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