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The JavaScript library written by myself just crashed the integrated graphic of my laptop. WTF
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Such things can happen to the best 
Is your graphics card damaged ? Luckily you live in Taiwan so replacement parts should be cheap 
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RickZeeland wrote: Is your graphics card damaged ? Luckily you live in Taiwan so replacement parts should be cheap
He did say "integrated graphic" ... possibly a little bit less cheap if it fried the board
signature upgrading ... please wait.
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I noticed that, but was a bit lazy (sunday afternoon you know) and didn't correct it
So please read "hardware parts" instead ...
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I'm not sure what's worse, that you crashed your integrated graphics or that you had to write JavaScript to do so 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm not sure what's worse, that you crashed your integrated graphics or that you had to write JavaScript to do so
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Gratulations!! Your library is very powerful!! 
Javascript has become a migthy language. Will it someday win the Jackpot by causing a BSOD 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Maybe you should put it on GitHub and we can all fork it.
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Down the local with a Schooie of VB waiting for the Bistro to open and the McGregor vs Mayweather fight to kick off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ain't that a kick in the head?
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I'll let you know later if Connor kicks Floyd in the head.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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woke up this morning and had a looksie at twitter and not a single tweet about it.
So must have been a boring fight.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: So must have been a boring fight.
As bat sh*t. Only really chance of excitement and action would have been if McGregor smashed him early. Besides Mayweather running away, ducking his head and bringing it up under McGregor's arms to make this near impossible, it also looked like McGregor wasn't really trying to smash, like he was told to make it a spectacle but don't try and win and you can get USD$100M.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It was fixed. Conned a lot of people out of a lot of money.
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public int Lenght
{
get { return this.Lenght; }
}
Code from here
     
Maybe that's how I should sign posts.
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You'd be more popular if you multiply by two.
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Is it a Spanish compiler?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Is it a Spanish compiler?
And why should that be funny?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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There was a video by Veritasium, on how Spanish needs more or less double the words in order to convey the same amount of information, compared to English.
Relate the video to the fact that the 'get length' appeared to have been written twice, you get a joke.
Well it's funny now that I had to explain everything but nonetheless, nice effort kmoorevs.
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Well, I worked in Miami for nine years, and not once did I see one of my Cuban or Mexican colleagues code anything like this:
entero publico Longidut
{
obtener { devolve ese.Longidut; }
}
This sort of thing is just a classic example of a programmer who is just too lazy to correct the property name where it is used. Much easier to take the easy way out and keep the property name misspelled.
We had a programmer like this on a COBOL project. 15 years after he was fired, we are still living with the sh*tty code he wrote. There is no bandwidth in my team to rip it all out and replace it, so I have imposed a policy of "replace, don't fix" whenever we run into an issue with one of this guy's modules.
Any developer on my team who tries to get away with this kind of stuff now gets dealt with abruptly. There is no excuse for it.
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And what is "Seriously?" the Problem? I would skip such minor things.
Bruno
The longer I'm here the more I have a Feeling that programmers discuss about how to Programm, and because of endless discussions about pattern and this and that they are not able to do their Job
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It's not about patterns, it's about stupid code: that won't return, it will overflow the stack.
Shows the level of testing they did on the rest of the code as well.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That was my first thought: It should generate a stack overflow (regardless of the language).
I'm not so skillfull with C# but recent C++ compilers will throw a warning for such code. And I guess the C# compiler will do that too (both with higher warning level).
Then they did not even test their code but compile it also with a low warning level.
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This usually happens by accident when they implement the property before defining the accompanying field. It's happened to me a couple of times.
I compile at the highest warning level and VS2013 doesn't catch this error at compile time.A "self-referencing property" compile-time warning would be nice to have.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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What else would expect from a coder who can't spell 'length' ?
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