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One mention of coffee and Nagy is back, I'm sure the same would of happened if this post was titled "Gin, Beefeater, Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire, Clear Go Go Juice"
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If the sheep botherer hadn't @'ed me I would not have known, but obviously on such a subject my correct opinion is required.
veni bibi saltavi
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Obviously, I'll be sure to ask the group about gin next week.
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The most useless drug on this planet, and I've tried nearly all of them. Just really don't get the fascination with the sh*t.
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If it's instant vs pods I'll take the former, who really wants plastic coffee?
Weak, wasteful, expensive, fad.
If it's instant vs starbucks, hmmm, I'll take the enema - at least there will be some sensation.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Starbucks do coffee? When did that start?
veni bibi saltavi
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At work, we have a Keurig and I drink Green Mountain Dark Magic.
At home, we have a Cuisinart and use ground coffee, Maxwell House, and well water.
No, it isn't preppy, pricy or perfect.. but since my wife and I are the ones drinking it, so as long as we are content with it, it shouldn't matter to others.
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Israeli-style Turkish coffee. Ideally, it should be made over an open flame in a finjan, but security are unaccountably fussy about allowing open flames in the office.
It meets Voltaire's standard for the ideal cup of coffee: Hot as hell, black as sin, and sweet as love.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have a coffee cooker for making Arabic/Turkish coffee. It is little more than an exposed element that gets hot as [redacted]. Makes damned good coffee though!
veni bibi saltavi
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All coffee, whether it is instant or shat out by a civet cat, is abominable.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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You sire, are a heathen!
Or maybe Belgian, I get the two confused.
veni bibi saltavi
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No sir, I am British and consequently dring tea. I am currently drinking a rather nice loose-leaf Assam tea (without any of that milk and sugar rubbish).
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I used to drink tea, but with all the ceremony around the whole procedure, I find it takes around 1 hour per cup. My boss threatened to sack me.
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Any morning - every morning.
Two 16oz cups.
- First one, I usually make myself.
- Second one, usually whatever bupkis[^] extract is in the company's urn.
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Folgers or Maxwell House, whichever one is on sale that day, brewed through a regular drip coffee maker. I have always preferred it straight black...pour and go.
What irritates me are coffee snobs, especially at places like Starbucks.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Folgers or Maxwell House, whichever one is on sale that day, brewed through a regular drip coffee maker. Now there's something I can agree with.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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See post above. Drunk and can't think of coffee now.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Drunk and can't think of coffee now. Sure you can, Irish coffee!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I brew a potful at home (1 scoop caffeinated, 4 scoops decaf) and bring it to work in a 2 liter Thermos™.
We have Tassimo machines here in our cafeteria. It's okay for when I don't have the stuff from home (I commute on the bicycle sometimes).
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't really expect a serious answer to this. I just found a few database tables which obviously had been designed by that Russian who's liver I already would have liked to be served (fried, with onions). Now I start to believe that he is actually from Eta Carinae and I'm doing my best to understand alien database design.
If I have two tables A and B and a relation table inbetween, that must be a many to many relation. Fine. Nothing unusual.
But what do you call it when there are two relation tables in a row between A and B? A many to even more relation? m to m^2?
And that's only the beginning! How about a relation table that has three relations to yet more relation tables , which have a relation to tables A, B and C. What's that? A multible m to n^3 relation? Or an omnidirectional star relation to the third degree? The Romulan relation nova?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
modified 16-Nov-17 4:28am.
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I would say your tables have a busy social life.
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Do you know someone in Sicily who would be willing to invite this former coworker to a boat tour?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Russian who's liver I already would have liked to be served (fried, with onions). That's a waste of Russian liver - it's already deeply marinated in vodka, frying it you will ruin the flavor. It should be let slowly simmered, to keep the alcohol fragrance.
To any russian: forgive me, I'm just playing with stereotypes for the lulz.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I disagree. Simmering it will draw out all the vodka flavor and allow the alcohol to evaporate. It should be given a quick flambe using it's own aromats for the accelerant. Top with a sauce of your choice and viola!
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