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Easy... astronauts have to be tall to appear in magazines and so... when they are not tall enough they use extra height platform shoes...
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Can anyone help?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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There's probably a forum somewhere on t'internet that can.
This space for rent
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Sure, Q&A and leave some bizzar statement like the rest...
modified 8-Jan-18 9:31am.
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Is this your autobiographic answer?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Always good to have recommendations from actual users.
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When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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You nailed it!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sure. When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a frost giant[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Yes || no || maybe
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Ask me the right question and you can have it!
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Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
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A million times over.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Believe it or not, my first call this morning was from a customer needing help mapping a drive...and they had me on speakerphone.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Use your favorite laxative... that usually helps.
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"... and its name is 'you'!" -- Joan Jett
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As long as it is not about that itch again
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Put a poultice on it and stay away from any bright lights.
veni bibi saltavi
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And Festivus was _last_ month; you'll need to wait.
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Have you tried these guys?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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