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... where this old, wise man makes me a sign to approach him, leans towards my ear and say:
"Even though the ink is barely dry on the documentation for Active Server Pages 3.0, ..."
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... have you got your microsoft certificate? It's the new job requirement.
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With three years' experience in v.next
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Funny you should mention it. Last night I was dealing with a piece of code that would not submit...change this, change that and the same wrong results kept coming back. Even worse, setting a breakpoint showed one set of values but the result was still wrong...over and over, still wrong ...and then I woke up! I was so annoyed that I had to move to the couch and put on the early morning fake news in order to go back to sleep.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I definitely have dreams that are not about code, but are in code-like patterns, i.e. I can feel I'm moving around through some sort of decision space and entering this bit and coming back and going into that bit, maybe getting stuck in a loop in this other bit. It happens a lot.
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I dreamed I married Bjork. She made me wear a plastic bunny suit while she danced around naked, throwing poisonous tree frogs at me. I think it was a metaphor for violence against forest ferns.
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No, not a dream, she's crazy like that (in a good way of course)
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Did you wake up and wonder if androids dream of electric sheep?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Flow my tears, the policeman said when I woke up.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, sorry, that is something I never wondered about.
Instead, what I would really want to know is, you know that guy in Disneyland dressed up a big Mickey? When you take a picture of him with all your related, does the guy inside the Mickey smile, too?
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Good question!
He probably rolls his eyes so hard his retinas detach.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Is the only thing flat earthers have to fear, sphere itself?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's discussable!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Nope. The Sphere isn't due to visit Flatland again until 31-Dec-2099.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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That post had a unique edge.
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modified 30-Apr-19 11:53am.
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The Great A'Tuin shall have the blasphemers. The Disc is not flat.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The turtle moves.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually the flat earthers are correct to within 6 inches per mile.
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Only tangentially.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's a sine!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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That's true as well.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
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Pi think you're on to something, there.
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OK, cruisy day (so I thought), handed a win10 machine, "we can't get into this machine, can you help?"
yar, I thought, download some quick 'n dirty password reset prog, 30 minutes work, half a day billing out of here.
well there's hundreds of softwares out there, "free," "Free," "FREE!!!"
So many listed and highly recommended on "Top 10 free password reset app" review sites.
First WTF!
You need to install a program (on another PC) to make a bootable password reset bootable USB,
but I only want to make 1 bootable USB, not a farking bunch of them.
(if it's just burning an ISO already got rufus)
OK, who cares, install, run it, (insert USB...) uninstall - other machine not mine either but I hate useless crap on the machines I use - need that machine for other real work
plug USB into target machine, boot, select account, reset password
Second WTF!
THIS IS THE DEMO VERSION, PAY MONEY TO ENABLE THIS FEATURE
Oh for farks sake. - So many of those "FREE" programs are like that
Sigh. well couple of hours and three coffee breaks later I finally did find one genuine free genuine working thingo: (UBCD - Ultimate Boot CD if you're interested - no affiliation.)
But it just pisses me off that these are advertised as free
OK some say "free download" - but MOST just say "Free" ... not "free to try," "free to demo," many say "FREE."
EVEN WORSE farking review/top-10 sites highly recommending that sheeit and also saying they are FREE.
Sigh. farking windudshit - windud's is not software, it's a mental illness
At least with linux when they say free they really mean FREE, not demo / trial, ... FREE!, and nearly always with source code
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It's been that way for decades. Where have you been?
Next time, ask first before going through that junk.
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