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I'm strange.
I do not like mashed potatoes.
I like them baked, twice baked, raw with salt, french fried or any other way but don't you mash my food.
However, I will eat KFC mashed until the gravy is gone.
Told ya I'm strange.
My wife on the other hand (like just about anyone else) loves em.
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From scratch or instant?
Doesn't matter, tell me when they are ready.
Or, showing my age, I prefer the Frug.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Until just now, I wasn't.
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Chubby Checker recorded a song about them. Apparently he thought highly of them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Good with sausages, peas, and gravy; or with steak and kidney pie; or liver and onions.
But it's got to be the right potato! Yukon Gold are good.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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as long as there is gravy or a pound of butter I am good. Otherwise meh.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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I don't.
/ravi
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I like them with enough salt and pepper and a gravy appropriate for the main dish...white for white meats and brown for red meats. Besides making a great side dish, they also make copious amounts of methane.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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I'd rather think about potato chips and Advanced Classical Mechanics.
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skin on, baby red mashed potatoes with garlic, horseradish and a smidge of steak seasoning when you add the cream and butter.
Otherwise you can keep them.
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I think they'd become an MP next month if they were on the ballot paper.
(UK specific...)
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In terms of intelligence, your average potato would outthink an MP.
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I like them best in pierogis[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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The only reason to eat a starch is to transfer something else to your mouth. Really, does anyone eat a starch plain? And if so, why, oh why would you?
* mashed potatoes => gravy
* bread => butter and/or jam/jelly
* pancakes => butter and/or syrup and/or fruit topping
* baked potato => sour cream or loaded
* sweet potato => sour cream or sugar (candied yams) [and yes, I know yams and sweet potatoes are 2 different plants]
* taco/burrito => all the fillings
* rice => butter, chili, or whatever else you put in it.
Bond
Keep all things as simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere
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Samsung or Android (don't know which) has idiots at the helm.
My phone moved a spam message to the bin and blocked the sender for me.
Unfortunately it also notify-beeped my phone.
Now why in the hell would I want to be harassed by that? It's just spam. Just bin it since you didn't show me what it said anyway, and don't annoy me with it - isn't that the point? Who designs this software?
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My watch sends me notifications when I stand up for a pee: "Oh good, you're active again!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That watch would quickly find itself victim of a rapid, unscheduled disassembly.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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The Clippy among watches!
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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My watch ticks whenever a new second arrives.
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It fears that it will be replaced?
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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There would be more than just pee going into the toilet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Look out for the Pavlov training…. You may not be able to “perform” if you are not wearing the watch!
(Especially if it is the HAL9000 version)
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and this is the reason I turn off almost all notifications on my phone. Only herself and my kidlets when calling or messaging me get to have it buzz or beep. Otherwise I am ruthless in turning all notifications off.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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I have developed a Pavlovian/Tourette's reaction to ringtones/notifications from my device followed by 'now what?!!'
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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