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Pet rock, from the 70's.
Doesn't eat much.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Thanks because you got the old fashioned "static" version. You should upgrade to USB: USB Pet Rock[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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theoldfool wrote: Pet rock, from the 70's.
Doesn't eat much.
That's because (coming from the 70s) it is still stoned
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Spiders.
Not in terrariums, just hanging out in the corners of my walls and such.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Burn the house down.
Burn it with fire.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hey now, be kind. Ms Spinners is really nice. We've had a lot of nice chats, she's a web developer.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not to mention a spinner!
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I grew up with both cats and dogs. (and an old fashioned small scale farmer as a neighbor)
Now I have none, for logistical reasons.
But I have two children, and I can assure you dogs are easier to train.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Two of them: Landseer (dog) - Wikipedia[^]
and two cats.
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
Chemists have exactly one rule: there are only exceptions
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I have two pugs a he and a she - both over 14 years old. ( although my sister always wonders why we call them 'fixed' when they are obviously broken)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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A dog (spaniel)
A cat (generic short-haired domestic)
A bird (conure with special needs)
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
We have a Bichon Frise (think poodle with shorter legs). She thinks and acts like a male dog, a very stubborn and stand-offish male dog - but my wife still loves her. We call her "a mostly good dog".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A black labradoodle, a great dog.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We have a Blonde Cocker Spaniel named Bogey...best dog we've ever owned with one exception...not so great with small kids. (he snapped at my 16 m/o grandson last weekend...can't handle being beat on)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I left with a pair of parrots and four kids. Had more but died out slowly...
Plan to bring in a dog.
Also feed some 3-4 cats living under our house, but those not really belong to no-one...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I left with a pair of parrots and four kids. Had more but died out slowly... So how many kids do you have now?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Very allergic to cats, and also allergic to dogs.
In the market for a Komodo dragon.
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Go for an anaconda instead. It'll give you a nice big hug when you come home tired from work!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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3 cats!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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We have four dogs and a cat. The dogs are two Rhodesian Ridgebacks and two miniature wire-haired Dachshunds. We also have five acres for them to run around and dig in. Things are rather interesting around here with them. The Ridgebacks are the gigantic African-type and are really, really smart. They all are really, except the male Dachshund. He's not so bright but he is also the most tenacious hunter I have ever seen.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Alcohol
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Best pet ever!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Pet Bottles?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Come here Ethyl! Good girl!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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