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This is awesome.
Linky[^]
I read, I laughed, I cried, I got mad, and I nodded yes the whole damn time.
Enjoy.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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It was particularly awesome when it was posted in the Insider News[^] last week.
The last paragraph is so good its worth repeating though.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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didn't see it there. Was sent by a friend to me about an hour ago. oh well.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Well written. "You now have one extra little fact to tuck away in the millions of little facts you have to memorize because so many of the programs you depend on are written by dicks and idiots." F***in hilarious
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
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Doing this all day leaves you in a state of mild aphasia as you look at people's faces while they're speaking and you don't know they've finished because there's no semicolon.
So... VB programmers are imunne?
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Marcus_2 wrote: VB programmers are imunne?
No. Not immune. Just another word beginning with "I"... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Just another word beginning with "I"
Incredibly Intelligent??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's two words, enough said!
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Just read some of the other essays : talented writer he is.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Hello,
as an quite avid reader of the lounge, i know what can happen upon your first post (especially when it is somehow work related and additionally not funny)  but still:
i am looking for people interested in beta testing a Visual Studio 2012/2013 plugin i developed, focusing on the merge process (features include a replacement merge dialog with various ways of selecting changesets, work-item based merging, automated merge checkin comments, merge profile saving/loading, nonblocking operation and a few more). It is fully integrated and has a seamless UI, and has been used for a few months in a company with around 800 tfs users.
I don't want to promote neither the name of the tool nor that of the company; i am just looking for people who'd be interested in testing the current release, which will be rewarded with free licenses when it goes live. If anyone is interested, feel free to contact me via pm.
The plugin won't be free, so if this qualifies as an advertisement i am sorry (and of course i'll delete that post asap).
In 2006 someone else apparently tried the same and wasn't killed, so i am in good hope
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/1425584/Beta-Software.aspx[^]
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Quote: especially when it is somehow work related and additionally not funny
There's a threshold at which point once you have posted enough and are considered a regular then it does not matter what you post you'll get upvotes.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Good point!
It'll take a few years, but then ...
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RyanDev wrote: There's a threshold at which point once you have posted enough and are considered a regular then it does not matter what you post you'll get upvotes.
+5
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: +5
How dare you. I don't want to end up in that group. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Just because you are arguing against it, have another +5 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Because this thread is so irrationally funny to read, you all get my +5s.  
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Cynical bugger aren't you! Pity it is so accurate.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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alexb75 wrote: In 2006 someone else apparently tried the same and wasn't killed,
True, but their product page seems to have met its demise. 
/ravi
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Well, yes - but nobody goes there.
I think (judging by the size of the cobwebs) that the spiders scare them off...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What? I thought it was the most active forum on the site?
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Only for dust bunnies.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Orange Sun Sparking [^]
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Very good - but am I allowed to look at it without dark glasses on?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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