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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: coffee brewer catches fire?
Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: and throw it out the window
you can not throw out the window!
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You can throw burnt coffee out the window.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You can if your language's "object" definition supports IDefenestratable - most real world modelling systems do
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A 5 for knowing what defenestration means.
I presume you've read this[^]
Will Rogers never met me.
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In a twisted sort of way, that shows exactly what is wrong with coders these days...
Hey, I have a hammer! Every problem is a nail!
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Yes, everybody knows that if the microwaver burns, you simply buy a new one.
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Well that, and the interviewer never said they got a new microwave... so how can you put the coffee maker in it to throw it out the window?
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that's easy, you run outside and retrieve the old microwave - then put the coffee machine in it, you are not thinking the problem through
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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But what if your on the 12th floor? do you run really fast?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No I am programmer, I don't run fast
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Who said speed matters? That'd be premature optimization.
Of course, you could simply install a spare microwave to catch the exception.
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Clearly not a real-time programmer then!
It's not a question of optimization, it's a question of a race condition.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Hah, you're right! Efficiency was never part of the question!
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Pualee wrote: In a twisted sort of way, that shows exactly what is wrong with coders managers these days...
FTFY.
Life is too shor
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Can't put the coffee machine in the microwave - it's made of metal and might catch fire.
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Ah, our are isolated with wood, so this cannot happen. Deutsche Qualität.
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I think it's already on fire!
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Quote: it's already on fire! ...and we have a solution for that!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A good example of encapsulation.
I'd rather be phishing!
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*Handling exception in encapsulated classes.
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he would do nothing - its a hardware problem
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's more funnier than the joke!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Good solution, incorporating the principles of both re-usability and encapsulation.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Three DBA's walk into the Mongo Bar, but they didn't like it...
... they couldn't find a table.
veni bibi saltavi
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