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Sorry dude!! may be it's an example of my jokes hurting ppl
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Your grammar hurts me. Stop using words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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tell me which of my grammars hurt you.. I wont mind really.. may be going to learn something
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How am I supposed to know if it's the maternal or paternal?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jeeze.
Worst.Troll.Evah!
And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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no way! I will go forward with the bad things if you dont teach me the good ones
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Fine, fine.
As you well know, or you wouldn't have asked, there are extensive tutorials on English grammar on my own site, here[^].
Go on, then. What's the next stage in your highly skilled troll attack?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stopped, have to work now!
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Of course you do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I doubt I'm the man you want to ask about better technique.
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[Bearing in mind that free advice is usually worth every penny you paid for it ]
The only advice I could give is:
1. Follow the rules (if any) of the venue (for example, The Lounge should be kid-sister safe)
2. Know your audience
Having said that, in a group as large as Code Project you will always find someone who is offended by a joke, no matter how innocuous. If you wish to make jokes in such a forum, you also have to develop a thick(er) skin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I liked your advices (seriously, not joke). Thanks.
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i think people are right...
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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sometime quality of jokes makes ppl laugh!
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If you need a role model, take Lenny Bruce. That guy really knew how to get people's goat.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Post your "jokes" on a site where it's not necessary to translate them into English...?
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Launge rule 7. Not everyone's first language is English. Be understanding.
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Member 9441074 wrote: Be understanding.
Understand that jokes are difficult to translate without losing something. Maybe, just maybe, that's why they fall flat.
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The most important thing is not to simply repeat/repost the jokes of others. Only post jokes/humor that you yourself devised.
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There are so many options today.. How can I select the best one???
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The "best" one is a course, run by a competent, "real human" tutor - because if you don;t understand something, they can spot it and explain it differently until you do. A book can't do that, a video tutorial can't do that.
Whatever you choose, always follow it from beginning to end - don't skip ahead because "I know that stuff", you will miss things that you need to understand in order to cope with later bits properly - and do every exercise no matter how simple it seems. Exercises "burn in" knowledge in a way that reading or watching a video doesn't.
And if you go with a book, avoid any with "in xxx days", multiple exclamation marks, or "for dummies" in the title.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: avoid any with "in xxx days", multiple exclamation marks, or "for dummies" in the title Now that is so true!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Correct, such texts on books are just for the sake of publicity stunts. They do not actually teach you anything, they are just to provoke your inner programmer (no such thing) to make you pay $50 to the author. Once you have made the purchase, only thing you can do is rate if 1. You cannot claim a refund (unless allowed).
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: And if you go with a book, avoid any with "in xxx days", multiple exclamation marks, or "for dummies" in the title. Oh yes. Then, the closest you can safely get to a quick intro is maybe the Head First series of books.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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