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Those Vapor boys ... well, I feel sorry for them ... they didn't have the right kind of drugs growing up.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Mike Hankey wrote: On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week;
Only because they include the gentlemens videos production
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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Jeff Albertson said:
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy - the Vulcans - breeding will be permitted once every seven years.
For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much, much more.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Bloody hell, I aspire to become Japanese.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I aspire to aspire to being Japanese!
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So you're not getting any at all!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm very suspicious of these studies: not one of them I've seen has a control group with their hands tied behind their backs.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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That only happens in Tie-land.
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Not the insecticide, but "Development Driven Testing", as opposed to TDD. It's what I've been doing for over a week now to please the people high up (or the client or whoever).
As you know, the usual practice is to write the test first and then do the implementation, but since no tests were written and the contract says we have to unit test the thing, I'm stuck with writing tests *after* everything is implemented. For other peoples code, written with no testing in mind. In C. ******g pointless waste of time.
--- edit ---
Self-censored to please the little dyslexic prude who reported this as abuse.
modified 28-Aug-15 22:44pm.
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: pointless waste of time
Nah. It proves the tests work...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: pointless waste of time.
Until the code needs maintenance (or refactoring) - then you'll be glad you have "I didn't break something else" tests in place?
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I meant it should have been done the other way round, that would have saved so much time.
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You could always delete the code, write all the tests, then write new code to pass the tests..
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And be responsible for everybody's bugs. Yes, I like that. I'm going to dedicate my weekend to that.
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: and the contract says we have to unit test the thing,
That CDT - Contract Driven Testing.
Marc
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When you see code in the project like
if (unitTesting)
{
...
}
else
{
...
}
it is officially time to jump ship.
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Sometimes it is worse
#if defined UNIT_TEST
...
#else
...
#endif
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I wish my colleagues were that smart.
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Just be happy that flowcharts went out of fashion. We used to have to do a flowchart before writing any code and then, theoretically, update them with any changes afterwards. I wrote a program that generated said flowchart from the code - it saved a lot of time!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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DDT also stands for a very good Russian Rock band.
I highly recommend them for either calming your nerves or breaking something.
I don't know what the videos are like(am at work) so possibly NSFW, but the music is fantastic.
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It could be worse; it could be BASIC. Been there, done that, many moons ago...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Electricity meter[^]
Burn it down. Burn the whole house down. Now.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Firstly, it's in Stralia so no worries.
Secondly, what in the name of civilized society are you doing reading that site? Last I heard Max Mowsley described it as too right wing for his tastes.
veni bibi saltavi
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