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...so if I ever get a life I will get notified immediately.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Would that pub you in the ObservableObject class?
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Mike Hankey wrote: Would that pub you in the ObservableObject class?
Rather telling slip, fingers typing what the mind is concentrating on?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You know it's amazing what the mind sees as correct and the eye misses.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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or if you fall down and can't get up.
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And I (and two of my colleagues) just ordered pizza, fries and burgers at work.
I've already started getting a life, I guess  
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Brittle1618 wrote: I've already started getting a life, I guess
No, you've started on a slippery slope of non-life, when ends with you leaving work to sleep only, and then returning.
It's not a good idea in the long term: it's a very poor work / life balance! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: you've started on a slippery slope of non-life
Trying to climb up that slope of slipping down 
OriginalGriff wrote: ends with you leaving work to sleep only, and then returning
Well, I already am like that. I keep on yawning at work for the whole day. Sometimes I yawn so frequent that my eyes get teary. Any idea how to get rid of "yawning" at work?
Don't often order junk food at work. But when they cook food we don't like, then we're left with no option but to order what we like from the place we like 
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Brittle1618 wrote: I keep on yawning at work for the whole day. Sometimes I yawn so frequent that my eyes get teary. Any idea how to get rid of "yawning" at work?
1) Sleep better?
2) Get less boring co-workers?
3) Get more interesting work?
4) COFFEE!
Seriously though - and not meaning to be intrusive, but there isn't a lot of choice - are you peeing a lot? If so, then I'd suggest getting your blood sugar levels checked: "always tired" and "peeing frequently" can be indicators for diabetes. And that can kill you!
If you are not diabetic, then look at "lifestyle" factors: do you use legal or illegal drugs, do you drink alcohol, are you eating a reasonably balanced diet? Alcohol in particular can cause problems: it's easier to get to sleep, but the actual sleep isn't as "productive". I was surprised at the difference it has - when I stopped drinking I started to sleep less and be less tired at the same time.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Seriously though - and not meaning to be intrusive, but there isn't a lot of choice..... can be indicators for diabetes
Have got my blood sugar level checked. I don't have diabetes
OriginalGriff wrote: do you use legal or illegal drugs
No, I don't. And never have used stuff like that. Not even the legal ones 
OriginalGriff wrote: do you drink alcohol
Nope, have never tasted alcohol
OriginalGriff wrote: eating a reasonably balanced diet?
At home.. yes. At work... No.
Sometimes I go with just a cup of tea and a pack of biscuits as lunch at work. I don't really like food while at work. Thinking about bringing my lunch from home now.
And yeah, have got hell boring coworkers too 
I take tea 2 times, sleep better and work is interesting (not always)
modified 5-Jan-16 22:48pm.
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We appreciate your requesting our service, but your application for life notification has been refused because we do not believe you are fully dead.
While you do present compelling, well-documented, evidence for brain-death, we cannot rule out you are still alive, albeit in some vegetative state, nor can we reject the possibility you are a revenant controlled by some outside entity whose biological systems still function even though directed by said outside entity.
We appreciate your application, and look forward to being able to say you are completely dead, at which time, of course, we will be happy to have you as our valued customer !
Sincerely yours, Enthea Theogonous, Customer Support Representative,
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«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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How about those spending a year dead for tax purposes? Are they eligible for the service?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time.
No wonder they call me "Half-pint".
I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man".
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*true, that
**ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...
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Better than having parents that are bakers and claiming you 50% of the time...then you might be called half-baked?
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Good one.
That title goes to the joke!
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MacSpudster wrote: they call me "Half-pint"
I call you full wasted... 
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If they call you that whilst they are collectively claiming you for 50% of the time, must we assume that they collectively disown you for the other 50%? 
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Assume you did, though I'll actively *not* include myself in the inferential.
If one actively claims 50% or any other less-than-100%, this does not equate to that of one actively *disclaiming* the remainder (e.g, 50% disowned).
One can actively give food to a homeless person 50% of the time and, as well, leave food for anyone to enjoy the other 50%, which is not the same as actively NOT giving food to the homeless person 50% of the time.
Butt, like another comment noted, the joke is half-baked (which is actively purposed!).
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Desktop Wallpaper - What's yours look like? Share if it's appropriate.
Mine>[^]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Currently this[^] but since I'm a photographer it changes often.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Nice. You took that?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Thanks! Yes, a few weeks ago I took a 4 day canoe trip on the Suwannee River and took quite a few shots.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Awesome. Have you posted your pics somewhere?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Other than Flickr, No.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Very nice, Mike. 
-- Thanks for sharing
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