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Really? No syntax hilighting? `function` is blue and `funtion` is grey. Or you're using the wrong editor.
Otherwise, prepend this to all your javascript:
var funtion = function(){ throw new Error("you typed _funtion_ instead of _function_"); };
var x = funtion() {};
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[joke] pro tip: don't program in notepad [/joke]
Just use vscode[^]
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I know the math is sketchy as hell but I love this any way.
Answer
| 0 0 | = | 100 - 100 100 - 100 | | 0 0 | = | (10*10) - (10*10) (10*10) - (10*10) | | 0 0 | = | 102 - 102 10 * (10 - 10) | |
| 0 0 | = | (10 + 10)(10 - 10) 10 * (10 - 10) | | 0 0 | = | (10 + 10) 10 | | 0 0 | = | 20 10 | | 0 0 | = | 2 | PROVED |
Not my work but I couldn't find a good copy of the original image.
I had to type all the HTML by hand, sigh. Works on Firefox.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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You cannot factorize or simplify anything once you have a zero somewhere in a multiplication.
(10 + 10) x (10 - 10) = (1 + 45687) x (10 - 10) = (21321 + 765461364165) x (10 - 10)
The whole reasoning is therefore biased.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I know but it makes most people do a double take and think about it for a bit.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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phil.o wrote: (10 + 10) x (10 - 10) = (1 + 45687) x (10 - 10) = (21321 + 765461364165) x (10 - 10)
10+10 = 20
10-10 = 0
20x0 = 0?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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And, which point are you trying to make?
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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i don'T get why you have so big numbers in the equation
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Just to express the fact that, once you have a zero involved somewhere in a multiplication, you cannot factorize or simplify anything.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I see
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I had a friends college professor back in the 70's prove that 0 = 1. Using the same ideas. It took awhile to find the divide by 0. It always brings back fond memories of math.
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Ah, math. It's the closest we can get to a perfect system and yet it still has problems
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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You hear that rumbling noise? It's every math professor who ever lived collectively turning in their graves.
Maybe your signature too.
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It's Wednesday and I needed a good laugh to start the day.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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the solution is actually in your signature, smart
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I never did like that whole you can't divide by zero thing anyway. To me, something divided by nothing should be nothing {0} but according to math something divided by nothing is everything {inf}. Go figure.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Well, if you think about it, even -inf multiplied +inf should be -inf^2; and instead is only -inf.
Or inf - inf is indefinite. I d say it is zero! ... what can we do? we are lost souls in a crazy world
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So if i divide your cake by nothing your cake is gone?
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If I get my hands on a cake, of course it's gone
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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But if your hands are zero? (So no hands)
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I've yet to see one of these where the maths actually works. In step 2 you have (10*10) - (10*10) , which you then change in step 3 to 10 * (10 - 10) . You then factor that out and claim that 10 * 0 = 10 .
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Yea, I should have used the joke icon. It's not supposed to be correct but it does make some stop and think.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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For your proof you used the negative of your proof:
Foothill wrote:
(10 + 10)(10 - 10) 10 * (10 - 10)
Here you say that 10-10 / 10-10 (which is 0 / 0) = 1. That is invalid because you just proved that it was 2. Hence that step is wrong.
I suspect you can "prove" that x/0 is any number. That is the whole reason it is "undefined".
Brent
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I know the math is way off. It just appears to be correct at first glance. It is more of a joke for Wednesday morning than anything.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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