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If you expire without believing in a god, was that diagnostic?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If I pray to Cod, does that make me fishy?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If you want to improve your relationships, you could always pray to Codd[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: If you want to improve your relationships, you could always pray to Codd[^].
From article:
Quote: His design for a self-replicating computer was only implemented in 2010.
Praying to Codd may be our only salvation. Thanks to the magic of movies, we all know how his design works out!
It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
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Richard Deeming wrote: If you want to improve your relationships, you could always pray to Codd[^].
If your wife catches you in a 1-to-N or N-to-N relationship, you're in big trouble! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The lack of belief would make one an atheist, not agnostic.
Google would agree.
But, I'm not seeing anything on diatheists... 
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I dunno, if you pray to dog does that mean you suffer from dyslexiruff?
I'll grab my coat.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hmm. My male greyhound is named Bacchus, for the Greek and Roman god of whine (he doesn't bark, he just...).
Software Zen: delete this;
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
I'll diagnostic!
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The galaxys plug hole! 
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Quite nice!
Aside: Where you been?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Been in the UK for a couple of weeks. Got back late last night. Jet lag is horrible but had a nice time. Thanks for asking. 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: UK for a couple of weeks
Glad you survived! 
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Jet lag is horrible
Indeed. Been to Europe and back a few times myself.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Glad you survived!
Only just! Ate far too much, exercised... not at all. Fantastic. 
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Article with more complicated proposition (7)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Article THE
with more complicated OREM
proposition
THEOREM
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bingo. You're up tomorrow!
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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For the extra checkbox to get subscribed newsletters. And one checkbox to rule them all.
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At least their intentions were well aand it's not like they want us to confirm anything every day now.
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Don't forget the extra "the" in the Email Consent Form text 
Quote: Because of the the Canadian Government. Sorry.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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And yet, if they didn't do it, people would complain too.
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: Excellentwrittenandverbalcommunicationskills
From a nice unsolicited email from a recruiter for a well known technology company. Should I apply? Seems that adherence to their requirements are optional. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Nobetternot.
My belly tells me that they know no humor in such matters. Laughing at them because of the irony probably is a capital offense which would get you fired. They would probably even hire you, just so that they can fire you for that.
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