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Is the pilot's name Richard, and is he very tall, by any chance?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Then it was something like his family crest? Maybe, but those pilots tend to be the short jockey type. I tried to sit in a Tornado [^] once and felt like a cork in a bottle.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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When I was sat in the pilot's seat of a Concorde I noticed a distinct lack of headroom. Luckily, I didn't have to fly it. They must have used shorter pilots for them. I really miss the Concorde.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Why are people getting so worked up over an extra tall cowboy hat?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Why at all? Yes, it's juvenile, but no reason to get out the torches and pitchforks. Let him sweep the runway with a toothbrush. Twice, if it must be. Then he will have learned his lesson and there is no need to hang him.
Americans.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Just one creep at the concert? I would think there would be a plethora of creeps groping women (and men) at that concert.
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While rappin about puttin a cap in the ho's head?
How appropriate!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Ah, the ballad he has, that one always makes me cry...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But he's such a nice young man, I'm sure he doesn't mean what he raps about...
[for those with a challenged intellect or personality disorder that necessitates twisting what others say - the above is satirical in nature]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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What you're doing Mike is applying reason, intelligence, and logic in a place where those traits don't fit in.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, I think it's a lack of coffee.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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who?
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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The specific area for vehicles outside the office complex reads:
Visitors | No Employee Parking
So, I put my vehicle there and then got a "Bad Employee" email stating its No Employee Parking there.
I replied back with a copy of my golfing scorecard to prove I'm a double-bogie king.
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Parking -- double bogey king
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's not even worthy of a groan.
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Hence none was supplied.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He will soon be fired,must take a job that involves flipping burgers and guess what he will then claim to be?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Good one! As they say at BK, I got it.
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jeron1 wrote: Parking -- double bogey king
He who laughs last ... has to have the joke explained.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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MacSpudster wrote: Visitors | No Employee Parking
Just swing that stick around --> Visitors No Employee Parking
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Tonights supper:
16oz Rump steak, Sous Vide with black pepper and garlic for 90 minutes at 56C.
Oven roasted vine tomatoes, cooked with a little salt and olive oil.
Triple cooked chips (fries for our colonial cousins).
The latter takes all day to make: I started about 10:00, and served at 18:00.
And what's the first thing she does? Splats 'em with ketchup ...
It's like typing for twenty minutes explaining why and how to avoid SQL injection in QA, only to have the answer "you missed a quote" accepted ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quote: Splats 'em with ketchup
Oh Noooo! Inconceivable! I always said one of the things people in the UK do right, is to season fish and chips with salt and vinegar. Damn! Now my mouth is watering. Pity the USA is so far from the UK.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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