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Does it get any more fun than using javascript to script javascript for a dynamic popout print window.  If it didn't actually work I wouldn't be laughing!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I've always found using php to write 'constants' into javascript an amusing exercise of craziness.
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Hello,
Not sure this is quite the right place to post this, but I can't spot anywhere better. Feel free to tell me to post it somewhere else!
Can anyone recommend a good company the runs .Net training in Sydney? Specifically looking at C#. Could be related to a MS exam like Exam 70-483 [^].
I've googled around, and there are a few companies doing this sort of thing, but I'm not from Sydney and would prefer not to book 'blind' as it were.
Thanks,
Robert.
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Most of the companies run courses that are too fast paced and too expensive to pickup things. I would subscribe to some self paced course online and do it myself instead of a class.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Maybe online would be the way to go then. Any recommendations?
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I have subscription to pluralsight.com . Some good courses there and they have monthly subscription so you can try them before you commit.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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My wife is serving Eggs Benedict on fancy hubcaps for Christmas breakfast this year. She says “There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise”
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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you went wheel far for that one, but we aren't tyred of your puns yet 
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A pity Dirk Benedict wasn't featured in "Blood and Chrome" 
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Surely he already had to deal with enough chrome back in 1978[^]?
Fracking toasters.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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would have replied earlier but chrome ate all my RAM and CPU,
took 3 hours to get to this page and another 4 to post it.
This Christmas I'm feeling generous: gonna load firefox on this clients machine and I wont charge him for the software, (only my time installing it).
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A customer of mine sent me a bottle of Plantation XO, and a bottle of Highland Park for Christmas.
Plus I got a raise.
I'm happy as a clam!
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I'm happy as a clam!
I'm sorry to hear that. It's been scientifically proven that clams are perpetually depressed.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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My boss gave me a bottle of Greek olive oil 
(and 100 Euro in cash) 
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My boss gave me an ulcer and gastritis this year.
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My boss gave me a wet handshake 
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"Sorry, the hand dryer in the toilet is broken ... so I didn't bother washing them."  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Iiiiigit
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Awesome man. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Jeremy Falcon
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AKA I found out that yeasterday I wrote a code like this
if (blnVariable == true) {
setVal(CODE, true);
} else {
setVal(CODE, false);
}
Luckily I got it before someone could shame me forever about it (including myself).
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Was blnVariable ever nullable?
But then, even if it was, you could have just used:
setVal(CODE, blnVariable == true);
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It's not, and I know precisely what I could have used  I was probably just tired or distracted by my many other tasks.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Looks like you might have typed it exactly how you thought it...if this variable over here is true than this other variable has to set to true too.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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- Or you had more code inside the if...
- Or you extract the Method...
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
—Albert Einstein
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