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They say that "Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars" – but is that just Venus envy?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why don't you Tellus?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Ares a question about that. Perhaps some literature on mythology could Bacchus up on this? Until then, let the Fates determine what will be-phallus.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Insightful, did you planet that way?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No - it was just buy-in to a plutocracy.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Nice, thanks for Charon that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Never let it be said I Saturn my backside whilst there were was work to be done!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's a planetary backside joke in there somewhere, for now I have no comet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Now, putting asteroid any preconceived notions, I had thought this thread was picked to the bone, but it seems to be getting meteor and meteor.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm surprised Chris doesn't Titan his grip on the Lounge, too many bad puns might cause a Ceres problem.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That rings true. It might be a good for the Monday Polaris that a bit too much? Nebula mind - he'll figure something out.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Men can't handle that much IO.
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He couldn't see that well.
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
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Horrid pun. You'll be punished and receive forty splashes.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water".
I know he means well...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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If your friend were female, you could take her to court and sewer.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Can't laugh about that right now. A year ago I got to drive my car home for the holidays. I could not drive since then, because my vision got worse and worse over the holidays. Just two eye operations and eleven injections in each eye later, I could order a new set of glasses today. Next week I can just pretend 2020 did not happen and begin where I left off a year ago.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Didn't see that coming.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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This one happened to have come from a CP email-offer. I clicked the link in my email and went to a page to download their ebook document. One had to fill in some info (name, email, who I work for, etc) and click a download button.
First, however, one had to check a box that one agrees to their privacy terms and conditions.
Absolutely no link on the page to see those conditions. In fact, nothing else on the page except the fill-ins, checkbox, and download button.
So I closed the page. With no other links on the page, this is well past and oversight (as I see it, pun intended). It's a bit of a sleeze factor. Alternatively, showing a lack of competence in terms of QC.
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Fill them with garbage. Under a VPN.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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It's how CP makes it's money so I don't want to discourage them - I'll just ignore them.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Whoops, I missed it was CP.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you do it under duress, it's meaningless.
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Of course, there's the concept of "prove it" and while they may have attorneys on retainer I'd be paying cash.
Meanwhile - once my information's dispersed it's a bit too late.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Forward me the email (chris@codeproject.com) and I'll have a word with that sponsor.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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