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Why don't you Tellus?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Ares a question about that. Perhaps some literature on mythology could Bacchus up on this? Until then, let the Fates determine what will be-phallus.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Insightful, did you planet that way?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No - it was just buy-in to a plutocracy.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Nice, thanks for Charon that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Never let it be said I Saturn my backside whilst there were was work to be done!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's a planetary backside joke in there somewhere, for now I have no comet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Now, putting asteroid any preconceived notions, I had thought this thread was picked to the bone, but it seems to be getting meteor and meteor.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm surprised Chris doesn't Titan his grip on the Lounge, too many bad puns might cause a Ceres problem.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That rings true. It might be a good for the Monday Polaris that a bit too much? Nebula mind - he'll figure something out.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Men can't handle that much IO.
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He couldn't see that well.
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
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Horrid pun. You'll be punished and receive forty splashes.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water".
I know he means well... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If your friend were female, you could take her to court and sewer.
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Can't laugh about that right now. A year ago I got to drive my car home for the holidays. I could not drive since then, because my vision got worse and worse over the holidays. Just two eye operations and eleven injections in each eye later, I could order a new set of glasses today. Next week I can just pretend 2020 did not happen and begin where I left off a year ago.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Didn't see that coming.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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This one happened to have come from a CP email-offer. I clicked the link in my email and went to a page to download their ebook document. One had to fill in some info (name, email, who I work for, etc) and click a download button.
First, however, one had to check a box that one agrees to their privacy terms and conditions.
Absolutely no link on the page to see those conditions. In fact, nothing else on the page except the fill-ins, checkbox, and download button.
So I closed the page. With no other links on the page, this is well past and oversight (as I see it, pun intended). It's a bit of a sleeze factor. Alternatively, showing a lack of competence in terms of QC.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Fill them with garbage. Under a VPN.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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It's how CP makes it's money so I don't want to discourage them - I'll just ignore them.
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Whoops, I missed it was CP.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you do it under duress, it's meaningless.
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Of course, there's the concept of "prove it" and while they may have attorneys on retainer I'd be paying cash.
Meanwhile - once my information's dispersed it's a bit too late.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Forward me the email (chris@codeproject.com) and I'll have a word with that sponsor.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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With so many times you have posted your address in the open fori... do you whitelist us to get the messages?
If not... I wonder how many posts you receive a day... and how many of them are just bollocks or spams.
 
It is rethorical... you don't need to answer.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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