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And swearing. Don't forget swearing.(You DO use Microsoft right?)
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What the elephant are you on about sunshine? We don't elephanting swear in out elephanting company...
Nah, seriously, you're right! But strangely enough, the Mac saved saints also seem to swear about their Mac. (Personally, I don't understand why they use a Mac at all, because the job they're hired to do has with Microsoft products. But some people need to be OOOOH so special (thus complicating everything for themselves). No sympathy from me!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Are you referring to the Macmentarians?
I was talking to one last night. She couldn't understand why I built my home ent system out of bits of string and Linux for less than £150(now I have a 40" screen, 5.1 sound and Freeview on the same box. Also all my music and DVD's), then another £200 on an old, bomb-proof Elitebook, with a tb drive and core2duo processor(which I use for making and storing videos), when I could have spent 5-10 times as much on a Mac(which is still Intel)and been saved.
Yes. The ability to license all my tv and films and music for one, overpriced, sealed box, and pay over the odds for them, is sorely tempting.
Not.
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In the end, it's all about the total time you save, including building and using. Much like this xkcd comic.
That's probably why I'm so keen on optimising programs...
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I do it for fun. If it isn't fun, then it really isn't worth doing IMO.
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But you could have more fun with the time you saved!
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Good point. Booze. Women. Pubs. Or I could waste it.
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That reminds me of the joke where someone tells a smoker, "If you smoke for 30 years, you'd waste enough money on cigs to buy a Ferrari!" To which the smoker retorts, "As you don't smoke, where's your Ferrari?"
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But seriously folks.....my employer celebrated 40 years in the business by giving everyone an Ipod Shuffle.
Within 30 minutes the team had found a Python hack that allowed it to be used as a drag and drop player.
Then Apple put barriers up so that the hack couldn't be used/was illegal, and hey presto, my 2GB music player can only be filled by DRM bloatware, assuming I have a Windows VM running somewhere. Not a time saver, and apart from beautiful design, not a particularly good player.
Now, I have a BB10 phone(NOT iphone/android), which is 20 times bigger, has a better amp, an interface and is also a phone. And I can put anything on it and it will play. Only drawback is my Linux machines have to use wifi to access it, because BB10 bloatware isn't available. Narf.
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Well, I am here on one floor with ca. 100 colleagues (no cubicles). After 6 years got used to the noise.. The cellphone stuff is disturbing..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Cell phone noise problems? Easy fix!
Just join in the conversation, ask to have them repeat what they said, or chime in with advice.
They might not stop their jabber, but in they will (at least) avoid your vicinity.
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Or as an alternative, have a massive chilli con carne, allow to process, then stand close by and let rip a massive fart at an appropriate moment....
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Great Idea. We get too many people who don't set their phones to vibrate. They just let it ring and they usually go of when they are in a meeting. And, the owner doesn't have any respect for the work space. These people need to be reprimanded.
But, your idea about asking to join the conversation is a new tactic.
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James Lonero wrote: But, your idea about asking to join the conversation is a new tactic. Who said anything about asking?
Just join in - abruptly - and with an air that it's all perfectly natural.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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three words: noise-cancelling headphones
it's mostly quiet where i work, but there are times when conversations can get loud. but, the earbuds take care of things nicely.
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What would you recommend with regards to noise cancelling headphones?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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it's really hard to say. i had good luck with Shure for many many years. but their current models just don't fit my ears correctly (and actually hurt). so now i'm using some from Klipsh, which feel better but don't sound quite as good as the Shures (though they were 1/2 the price).
i try not to spend more than $100 on a pair.
buy some and try them. you can usually return them if they suck.
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They are pricey, but I got the Bose QC15s last year and highly recommend them. You realize they work as soon as you flip the switch. The only problem with them is that I don't always hear my deskphone or cell phone ring with music playing. I suppose you could use them only for the noise cancelling feature without music.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I would recommend trying the $0.50 foam ear plugs as a first purchase. And they are comfortable enough for me to wear all day. I get a headache wearing any kind of a headset for more than a few hours.
Analog cancellation (i.e. foam plugs, headset cups or ear buds) work instantaneously. The foam attenuates the higher frequency sounds as well as active headsets & probably get 50% of the low frequency sounds compared to an active headset.
Active headsets work great on repetitive wave forms, the lower the frequency the better. But they don't do that well with random noise like people talking. It needs to "listen" to the sound wave and then calculate a cancellation wave, which does not work if the wave form has changed in the mean time.
Before you say "your" active headset works on the random noise, re-read the above - it is the analog ear bud or cup that is killing most of the random noise.
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Headphones work for some distractions. However, lots of traffic and people with loud voices aren't fixed by headphones, unfortunately.
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there's always annoyed coughing and anonymous nasty notes !
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Noise distraction is relative.
i grew up in a family with 9 children; I learned to be alone in a room full of people. It doesn't bother me to have others making noise around me.
Also, I lived next to an airbase where jets were scrambled all times of the day and night over our house. We learned to ignore it.
So, in that light, do you like your job enough to learn to ignore the noise or are you going to change positions?
Tim
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Tim Carmichael wrote: So, in that light, do you like your job enough to learn to ignore the noise or are you going to change positions? Normal people do not ignore sound, due to evolution. People ignoring the sound of a lion (or the fire alarm) are less prone to survive and reproduce.
..I live in a cold and wet place. Turn your heating down and learn to code at the same temperature as your fridge. Some type o' problem, same solution.
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'Normal people'? Who died and made you god?
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12 noise pollutants children here!
Most years there were babies demanding attention. I actually put some babies to sleep by playing some fast-paced game music from Crystal Towers 2, which really perturbed me. Wouldn't fast-paced wake you up?
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