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Hi All,
I have just come out of a productive meeting (!), Only four people attended and none of the awkward people. So Project Manager could assign tasks without argument. Documents need reviewing (I can sit and read a Word document this afternoon!) Plus someone from Hardware started to echo some of my earlier comments regarding radio interference... Worried I may have fuelled my Pigs for takeoff.
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Yeah, sorry I missed that meeting, I'll try and get to the next one.
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glennPattonWork wrote: none of the awkward people
How boring! What prevented you from falling asleep?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Too much ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) !
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Why did you not invite some manager who also is an inspired (if unvoluntary) commedian?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well the manager that fulfils that role couldn't turn up to today's meeting due to...I forget most likely kids, the admin role was fulfilled by the Project Manager (so less of the 'Why?' questions). Also the atmosphere was less 'I have come to a meeting, now, wheres the coffee & doughnuts?'!
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And, do you also have a note taker ?
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... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Or with CCTV?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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my doc said to live longer have more birthdays
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Where shall I send the selfie stick? I don't need it and if the doctor says so...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Where you should stick it? Meet me in the Soapbox and I'll tell you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why waste time? Bend over...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ben Dover? Nice to meet you Ben! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Sorry, I had to make a call to Palermo. The guys there want to take you on a boat tour and make you an offer you can't refuse. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Cool, I've never been to Palermo! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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They would not blow him up along with a perfectly good boat. They would just let him sit on the deck with the traditional cement footbath for a while.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: those who speak don't know.
ehem...  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I think me means "snitches need stitches"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Dang, I was sure he was talking about politicians! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Together with the traditional cement footbath this can also quickly become think or sink.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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