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I work in a pc fixit shop. They manage to piss me off at least every other day.
I guess I should be grateful.
I'll try.....
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Microsoft is rolling out two new free resource programs to try to get more IT professionals to go cloud. "And for you naysayers, I have two strong words for you: come on! Come on!"
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Wow - that ZDNet headline is the worst assault on English grammar that has ever been undertaken.
"Programmi aeunt cirrus"? People called programmi, they go the cloud?
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We write to express our deep concerns about well-intentioned but ultimately unworkable policies around encryption that would weaken the very defenses we need to protect us from people who want to cause economic and physical harm. From our cold, dead hash salts...
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Feinstein is an idiot. Even by political standards.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A year ago, Europe’s competition watchdog proclaimed that it was weighing whether to bring charges against Google for its business terms with Android, its mobile operating system. On Wednesday, it leveled those charges. By the economic agency that believes in free and open trade (as defined in EU 52005PC0125)
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Free and Open as long as they don't have to adhere to these rules.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Yeah, I was trying for sarcasm there. I suppose I should have tried, "free" and "open".
TTFN - Kent
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Nah I caught the sarcasm I was just clinching the deal.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Let’s dive into the most interesting results from the O’Reilly 2016 Salary Survey. "Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly"
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For the second year running, Google has released its annual report on the state of Android security, and like last year, there are some arresting headline figures. So ignore all those reports of Android vulnerabilities, OK?
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Intel is laying off 12,000 employees, or about 11 percent of its global workforce, the company said in a statement today. "Good enough" computers deemed bad for Intel's health
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Occasionally, some customers will run into issues with deploying the .NET Framework or its updates that cannot be fixed from within the setup itself. For such cases, the .NET Framework Repair Tool can help with detecting and fixing some of the common causes of install failures. Because 'xcopy deployment' only works on stage
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You’ve got to admire Google’s honesty. Right now, the company’s own safe browsing tool is flagging “google.com” as partially dangerous. It's a plot by the Bing team
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A team of researchers has recorded the brain activity of 50 people wearing an electroencephalogram headset while they looked at a series of 500 images designed specifically to elicit unique responses from person to person, for instance, a slice of pizza, a boat, Anne Hathaway, the word 'conundrum.' They found that participants' brains reacted differently to each image, enough that a computer system was able to identify each volunteer's 'brainprint' with 100 percent accuracy. So you don't just think you're a unique snowflake, your thinking is a unique snowflake
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ComScore, an online measurement specialist, has released new data that shows that less users are using desktop devices to access the Internet and are instead browsing on their smartphones and tablets. Yeah, things haven't been very Politically Correct lately
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How shocking!
What might they find next time? The average Internet access speed steadily increasing? Lumia market share plummeting?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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A recent DZone post lamented how logging hours makes the author “die a little inside each time”. I used to feel the same way. Then I grew up and got over it. "Are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
It seems somewhat appropriate to have these two next to one another
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There needs to be an equivalent to the DevOps movement but dedicated to reducing the cost and manual overheads involved in managing developers - I shall call it "ManOps"...
The sharp-eyed may mention there is no "Dev" component. This is by design 
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Alex St. John believes game development employees are "wage-slaves" who have "embraced a culture of victimology." "Once a man has tasted freedom he will never be content to be a slave."
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Poor boosses, evil employees do not want to spend their life producing unpaid work no more!
What has the world become!
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A security update at BT Internet backfired on Tuesday — redirecting many customers' emails to a random inbox belonging to someone called Steve. Not a good day to start trying Inbox Zero
or: Sucks to be Steve
or-or: Almost as much email as I get from LinkedIn
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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