I want to lie on a beach drinking heavily. I can't.
You can however go out and start writing your widgets, see were you get to and feel free to either come back and ask a sensible question or cover your torso in lard and run around the town shouting "I'm stoopid! I'm sooo stoopid!"
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Your move.
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