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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Alan Balkany7-Mar-12 8:28
Alan Balkany7-Mar-12 8:28 
Couldn't resist adding some "Community Content" on what I found looking through Microsoft documentation.
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"layoutRect

RectangleF structure that specifies the layout rectangle for the string."

What an inane comment! So layoutRect specifies the layout rectangle! Who wouldda thunk?? What would we do without Microsoft to point out the obvious, while not giving a goddamn clue HOW a layout rectangle is relevant to the goddamn measurement!

It's idiotic comments like this that make Microsoft "help" the butt of jokes!
"Microsoft -- Adding unnecessary complexity to your work since 1987!"

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