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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: VS turns up nose at my code... Pin
Chris Maunder7-Aug-07 17:00
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peterchen14-Aug-07 0:21
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Jay Gatsby17-Aug-07 18:05
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Doug Goulden20-Aug-07 1:14
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Shog920-Aug-07 3:59
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Doug Goulden20-Aug-07 17:51
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GeneralDon't tell me how to declare a string! Pin
TClarke6-Aug-07 1:22
TClarke6-Aug-07 1:22 
I found something that made me blink with its absurdity the other day and what was more absurd was the defense the developer used when confronted with it.
while looking through countless strings storing SQL queries I noticed they were all written as so:

 private static final String SQL = ""
+ " SELECT "
+ "   nvl( vss.structure_address, "
+ "        ifsapp.serial_structure_template_api.get_pos(top_part_no, "
etc...


When I asked him about the first empty string he looked at me as though I was suggesting replacing all hiss method calls with gotos "You can't just add a sting to nothing you know!" he snarled "you need an empty base" Laugh | :laugh:



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Luc Pattyn6-Aug-07 1:34
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TClarke6-Aug-07 2:06
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar6-Aug-07 5:09
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Luc Pattyn6-Aug-07 5:25
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Ri Qen-Sin2-Sep-07 4:26
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Luc Pattyn2-Sep-07 4:57
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dojohansen20-Aug-07 1:17
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Luc Pattyn20-Aug-07 1:30
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Pete O'Hanlon6-Aug-07 1:39
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TClarke6-Aug-07 3:03
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BadKarma6-Aug-07 3:27
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Pete O'Hanlon6-Aug-07 3:37
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar6-Aug-07 5:10
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Pete O'Hanlon6-Aug-07 8:42
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PIEBALDconsult6-Aug-07 16:57
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Jörgen Sigvardsson8-Aug-07 6:32
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