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Experts: "Software, such as browsers, must scan for malware!"
- Later -
Experts: "We were shocked to find software, such as browsers, scanning for malware!"
(Akin to:
Pundit: Software will anticipate what you want to do
Developer: To do that, software must gather data
Pundit: Surveillance state!
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If you’re a big enough fan of ramen, maybe you can look at a photo of a tonkotsu bowl on Instagram and immediately recognize which restaurant it’s from. Good to know someone has their priorities straight
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I expect a news story any day now that Google's ramen identifier can't distinguish between ramen and a cat playing the piano. Or a bowl of worms.
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It's 100 times farther away than the previous record. But it didn't give me my wish, so I don't care
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Just wait, Chris may let you take one of the hamsters home.
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And it will start removing existing cryptocurrency mining extensions in June. "Well, I been tired but I been working in a coal mine"
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You mine sixteen hashes and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Sergey don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the chrome store
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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At one time in our career we have a decision to make if we want to keep being technical or moving into management. It sounds odd, but there is a lot of truth to it. Super Senior Developer?
"The Guy"?
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P.H.B. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Junior manager? 
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Lead Developer at my workplace 
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Redundancy. Your skills are for last year's technology even though the whole of the organisation's systems depends on it. We'd rather employ someone with no skills but who can post photos of his / her lunch on FaceBook.
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My wife has told me I'm not capable of managing anything!
End of discussion!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I once had a boss who said that I should go intoi management. I told him the only way I'd go intoi management would be to fire his ass for making such a satupid suggestion. That was the end of the discussion and I worked for 20 more years and was the highest technical level in the company worldwide, SeniorGeoscience Advisor.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Accountability and transparency need to be key values for artificial intelligence, says Macron Because if you're going to plan an AI, ask the President of France
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Kent Sharkey wrote: ask the President of France
Crazy, right? Obviously, it's the King of Sweden that should be consulted...
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To which Elsa, the Snow Queen (not merely president), responded: "Let it go."
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I liked the show "MaxHeadroom" That was a good AI because it was a upload of a real person!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Microsoft today launched two new courses in its online education program for developers: an entry-level software development class and an AI course for more advanced developers who want to expand their knowledge of machine learning. So, our devs is learning?
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Quote: The Microsoft Professional Program for Artificial Intelligence is available for free on edX.org, though you can also opt to pay for a certificate.
Of course they'll try to get money from it.
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jgakenhe wrote: Quote: The Microsoft Professional Program for Artificial Intelligence is available for free on edX.org, though you can also opt to pay for a certificate.
Of course they'll try to get money from it.
MPAI
"Mmmm Pay"
That was blatantly obvious.
The actual hidden message is that what you'll be paying for is Half Life 3 because MS secretly bought the franchise from Valve.   
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: The actual hidden message is that what you'll be paying for is Half Life 3 because MS secretly bought the franchise from Valve.
Just about every game player: "Hey Valve, do you remember that you have an IP worth at least $100 million just lying around doing nothing?"
Valve: "Whatever."
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