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Indeed! When I switch keyboards, all bets are off (and the backspace key gets a helluva good workout).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In case non English native also count for me it is:
wether vs. wheter vs. whether 
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It's raining. How is the wether there?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Very wet, not raining and dark! kinda like the inside of a fridge...
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Don't forget 'weather' 
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A common in the group I work with is PostRegs.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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// veirfying
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not ipmratnot, as lnog as the fsrit and the lsat lretetrs are in pacle, yuor biran wlil be albe to roecpmose the msegase aanwyys
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That was smooth reading.
Maybe alcohol helps in reading that, yannow?
Whut messge?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Since this is a programming forum...
Please write a programming language that works this way!
First with the native words of the language...
Then allow this for the function signature matching...
I have a name: Dyslexia++
Tag line: Intrinsic Code Obfuscation... Plus Execution Obfuscation...
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pron
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Not on this site.
I have this list in CSV format..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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trasnaction is a common one for me.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
1.
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teh
comptuer
There's tons more, I'm sure...
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It's herd to say, there are so many.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Almost everybody always spells my name wrong!  
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Hmm, 'Super' doesn't seem that hard to spell.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think he meant loid. Which does not seem that hard neither, that said. 
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Why were you named Wrong?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I rd smwhr tht f th vwls r rmvd th wrds r stll dntfbl
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I only recently learned to spell broccoli. The strategy I should have utilized prior should have been to insist on "brocccollli" and let the spell checker notify me as looking it up on a web dictionary was always a nuisance. As to why I am always typing "broccoli" is because I always place it on my grocery list as it certainly does not come up often while typing C++.
 <- cout << typeid(decltype(broccoli)).name();
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oh yes, but that is because I cannot spell that stupid word
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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