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This great website has deep insights on how to synergize your team efficiency!
(don't ask me what that means!  )
I f***ing hate Jira.
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Like 4 years ago they came to us, as we wanted to use ready-made tracking software instead of writing our own...
After they tried very hard to persuade us to do things totally differently we send them back to the hole they came from...
Even to talk with their representative was like talking to the bricks in the wall...
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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So.. I see you need our software Mr Kornfeld!  
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We have a self-hosted JIRA version since last year, only to hear now that they will no longer support it, only the online version!
Needless to say that we don't want JIRA anymore 
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Only an online version? So that everyone's dirty laundry get can hacked and exposed for the world to see? Idiots.
EDIT: And also so they can adopt SaaS. Sphincters.
modified 5-Jul-22 8:17am.
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There are JIRA self-hosted alternatives, but it is hard to find one that will satisfy both developers and support, there seems to be a big gap between "helpdesk software" and "issue tracking software".
Personally I would go for YouTrack, but that probably will be disliked by support, so management has decided to try out Axosoft.
modified 11-Nov-22 12:51pm.
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It's obvious that the people who developed it don't use it. Or it's a reflection of them.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Three for me:
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 But I got lucky - there were quite a few options for that last one!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Just made it
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Almost lost!
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Could some of you guys share a bit about your projects that use logging (not as a debugging process component but as a normal way of application functioning) and the type of things you throw in your logs. I would like to find out about all types of software that does some type of logging, everything ranging from desktop apps to servers. Thanks
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Generally speaking, I use logs for open fires and camping.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Quote: open fires
I imagine you use logs made of wood to keep the fire burning and (for) other leasure activities around the camp.
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If they are big enough, you can sit on them as well!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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camping or trip chairs and tents are my favorites.
modified 4-Jul-22 15:27pm.
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If you are camping by car, then yes. But on a bike, A tent is a necessity (and the rest of the space is free for food and beer) 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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