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Insanity is hereditary. Your Kids are guaranteed to drive you crazy!
Not Joking - Father of 2
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Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Amarnath S wrote: we had a pit dug up in the open space of our apartment, and buried the cat
Wait, what?
I have to assume "open space" refers here to something outdoors...
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Just home after two weeks at the hospital.
Got a gallstone that was painful enough that I had to go to the emergency room.
Turned out it didn't plug the gall bladder, but rather the whole bile duct, aka cholestasis which leads to jaundice, which I can assure is also unpleasant.
So, I got scheduled for a double surgery. One part was the removal of the gall bladder, the other part was a gastroscopy where they "chimney sweep" the bile duct for stones.
That gastroscopy part isn't exactly standard routine, but you're normally going home after two days.
But in my case I got contrast fluid up the wrong way to the pancreas, which doesn't like that at all. So add pancreatitis to the rest of the list of ailments.
Any way to top that off properly?
You bet!
It turns out that I'm hypersensitive to morphine as well.
I mean, what the actual f***!
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Ow! You poor sod - get well soon!
I hate morphine though - it messes with my short term memory for a few weeks after I have it, so it's like a jab of "Instant Alzheimer's" for me. That's probably genetic: my mother had the same problem when she broke her wrist.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Short term memory, hallucinations and pain.
Took me a bit to long to realize that it gave me pain though. 
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Any way to top that off properly?
You bet!
That's the kind of the moments when one says:
GO TO ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ING HELL, MURPHY
(I know what that is...)
I wish you all the best.
Take care of you.
P.S. I gave you the ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) because you said it was pancreas, not hepatorenal   
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm actually allowed to eat and drink what I want.
The doc told me I have to find out for myself what works and what doesn't.
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It sounds like you've been through the wars. I hope you're feeling better now.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Well, they let me go home.
The only values that are not normal yet is CRP which is only at 15 times normal now. Used to be through the roof.
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I have no reaction to morphine. No pain relief, no sedation, nothing.
When I complained I was told I was given the maximum dose. Doc said it's some sort of reverse allergic reaction.??
My sister told me my father also had the same response so it's genetic for me, but she has normal reaction. Go figure.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Had the exact opposite reaction.
When i got a shot it took a few minutes before the world exploded in in pain.
Not having a clue what was happening I obviously asked for pain relief...
Sigh!
I learned after a while that when the levels went up it gave me pain, and when the levels where stable or going down it actually had the supposed effect.
For me it just wasn't worth it.
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Ow, ow, ow. Glad you survived all that and are back home. Hopefully the post-op recovery process goes smoothly.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Any way to top that off properly?
Nah, I just had to make a code change in a VB6 project.
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Pain of the brain is a whole different thing. 
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Still tempted to exchange with you. 
Seriously though, get well soon !!
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About a decade ago, I started to experience serious pain as a result of numerous gall stones. They had to remove my gall bladder, but it went relatively without complications.
Get better soon!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Get well soon. Also please make sure take all post surgery precautions.
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My wife is on morphine too, and she probably needs a hip replacement.
On the positive side she has lost her appetite and already lost 5 Kg weight.
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My wife is seeing a neurologist and recently started a new drug regimen. One of the potential side effects is hallucinations.
We were driving the other day.. She was alarmed that there was something in the road in front of us. She looked again, squinted, and realized it was just a car. We both had a great laugh.
Hope your recovery goes well and quickly.
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I can confirm that pancreatitis is extremely efficient as well.
Like 0.5 - 1 % per day or so.
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Ouch, welcome back!
Jörgen Andersson wrote: Any way to top that off properly?
You lost your Wordle streak? 
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Never had a wordle streak. I have the wrong approach for that. 
I've built a statistic database for the purpose of finding the most efficient way to find the words fast, and sometimes it fails miserably, as it should when you experiment. 
At the moment I'm trying to find where to swap between methods. (Purely frequency based to letter pair position frequency)
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Judging from your story, the most efficient way is to do it yourself (I get quite a few streaks) 
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