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honey the codewitch16-Jul-20 17:54
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Marc Clifton16-Jul-20 23:48
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Z.C.M. wrote:
I never thought a new system was going to save a company all by itself.


Getting management to change their business model is like waiting for pigs to grow wings so they can fly. From what I've seen over the years, this is what management usually does instead:

1. Replaces existing software with new software that makes all sorts of buzzword bingo claims.
2. Replaces in-house developers with outsourcing because after all, the in-house developers are the cause of the problem.
3. Upper management replaces middle-management, because it's their fault.
4. Expensive consultants are hired to tell upper management what they are doing wrong. Lots of charts, diagrams, and useless time consuming meetings are the result.

I could go on, but those are the top 4.

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