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A dartboard on the ceiling! 
Ba-tish!
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cool.
Just curious: what would you suggest for Justin Beiber on the ceiling?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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A flamethrower?
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 Exact same idea, considerably less creative delivery method than you. 
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lopatir asked: what would you suggest for Justin Beiber on the ceiling?
Steel tipped darts
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Call a company that specialises in asbestos removal. They have both the equipment and the expertise to handle hazardous material.
The question is - how did Justin Bieber get on your ceiling?
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I don't want to under stand that.
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My body has absorbed so much that when I urinate, I clean the toilet.
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they say keyboards are dirtier than toilets,
so next time you need to pee ...
(you may want to leave any cats thereupon in place -> one shot 2 things disinfected.)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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lopatir wrote: they say keyboards are dirtier than toilets,
so next time you need to pee ...
No...no..
Next time you want to _type_.
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Not dirtier, but they may contain more bacteria. No pissing-stains on the keyboard. A quick wipe with a little vinegar once a week works miracles.
Unless you're a smoker; ash turns to cement if you add moisture.
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... Everybody!
Ba-Tish! Tomorrow is a holiday in Sweden, so today feels like friday... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Johnny J. wrote: Tomorrow is a holiday in Sweden, so today feels like friday.
So instead of being home working you're going to be home watching movies?
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I thought you Swedes aren't working from home and are having a beer at the pub?
Sweden is probably the only country in the world where you can still visit a restaurant 
I understood Swedes are generally introverted and keep their distance anyway, sounds like my kind of country!
For some reason, I feel like it's Friday too, but it makes no sense because Monday was King's Day, so my Monday started on Tuesday which would make today feel like Wednesday 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I thought you Swedes aren't working from home
Basically everyone that can work from home does.
Sander Rossel wrote: Sweden is probably the only country in the world where you can still visit a restaurant
As long as it's less than 50 people and they can manage the distances allowed. Pubs are not allowed, only table service.
Sander Rossel wrote: I understood Swedes are generally introverted and keep their distance anyway
Well, yes.
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Surprisingly, the same number applies as "days to the next Javascript framework" ...
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as long as ms doesn't go down that road.
... it'd way overwhelm the dead icon graveyard.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Restaurant assistant has one nap but hesitates before another one (8)
OG & pkfox: On your marks.....
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waitpipe
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It goes without saying
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You sure it's (8) not (7)? I have a good answer if it's 7... 
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It is 8, but you had me counting on my fingers...
It goes without saying
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