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You should have written a nice web page for them.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
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You should have added a re-direct to some quirky website after that response. 
Hope your boss saw it the right way.
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So in general what is the etiquette while taking a leak in a house where male gender is in minority by 1:2 .
Stand or Sit , independent of the aiming prowess ?
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I always sit, never ever understood why this is so much of a problem.
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Rage wrote: I always sit
Are you female perhaps?
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Since the advance of social media, I'm always sitting down. I would hate it if I dropped my phone into the muddy waters while browsing Facebook or Instagram. 
Mind you, the sitting is normally longer than it used to be and may or may not result in a frantic knocking on the door! 
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super wrote: So in general what is the etiquette while taking a leak in a house where male gender is in minority by 1:2 .
Stand or Sit , independent of the aiming prowess ?
Stand. If they don't want piss on the seat, they can lower it for their use and raise it so it stays clean when the men use it.
Failing that, as they do the cleaning, they can just clean it and get on with life.
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Stand.
With the seat down.
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Uh? Is anyone watching!!!! 
Look, if you cant aim straight then always sit, regardless.
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Upper deck...every time.
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I stand - but sometimes I get sh*t all over the seat.
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Stand. Unless I want to get some reading time in, then sit.
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jesus, just how big is your bladder!
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Depends.
If I get up in the night, I sits.
If I'm fully awake I stands.
The presence of possible flatulence / lumps also can influence my decision.
As yet, I have not designed a computerised aim enhancing tool for the task, or a database to help predict the correct position based on historical information.
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You are surely asking the wrong question.
The answer to the right question is: "As far away as you think the stream will reach".
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Alternatively, go outside and water the flowers.
That said, standing or sitting is less of the concern. I've had several people of the fairer sex complain how men leave the seat up, particularly when they are guests in the minority.
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I use the sink since its closer and doesn't splash 
Hogan
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I hope you lift the plates slightly first
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waiting to grow old enough to wear nappies,
... no need to get up during binge watching sessions,
just line up the snacks and drinks and off we go.
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Behind closed doors, nobody but you should even know whether you were sitting or standing. So the question becomes irrelevant. You do at least close the door, right?
Nobody should have such nasty habits that others can even tell by the state you leave the washroom in.
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As long as you're leaving the toilet and seat clean, I don't care.
And if you do, I don't see that it's anyone's business how you do it.
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An anecdotal story that is only remotely related.
Let me prefix this story by acknowledging that I am not very observant...
Several years back, I attended my wife's family association dinner. During the course of the evening, I sauntered off to the men's room. I was appalled by the amount of 'fluids' that covered literally every single toilet seat - and they were all down. I used my foot to lift one seat, did my thing, took a large wad of tissue, cleaned up for the next person and then proceeded to wash my hands. While washing, a young lady walks in and I mustered all of my indignation to show her she was in the wrong room. She smiled at me and I walked out, still casting an evil eye at her. It was only then that it dawned on me as to who was actually in the wrong room.
Rather embarrassingly, I recounted the scene to my wife, who too smiled. Much to my surprise, she said this state of toilet seats in a womens public washroom was not uncommon. I now make a point of specifically using only the mens public washroom. They too are often 'soiled' but never to the extent I observed that one time.
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