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JokeWell, it IS Christmas soon, so that might explain it?!?! Pin
Johnny J.21-Dec-17 21:29
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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor my leg keeps talking to me."

So the doctor takes out his stethoscope and listens to the guys thigh and he hears, "Lend me a fiver!"
The doctor then takes a listen to the guys knee and hears, "Lend me a tenner!"
The doctor then takes a listen at the guys shin and hears, "Lend me twenty quid!"

"So what's the problem doctor?" the guy asks anxiously.

"It's your leg - It's broke in three places," says the doctor!! Laugh | :laugh:


And today is Friday, so that explains why I'd rather post jokes than work... Laugh | :laugh:
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GeneralRe: Well, it IS Christmas soon, so that might explain it?!?! Pin
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Generalwhat to do during Xmas elephanting Pin
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GeneralTime to do all those rainy day things... not! Pin
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GeneralRegular Expressions are like surgical scalpels Pin
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GeneralSpeaking of defusing nuclear bombs... Pin
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GeneralThe last working day of the year Pin
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