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Every morning, I bring to my wife her coffee while she's still in bed.
She only have to grind it.
selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.
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The correct response is, "how high?"
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Jeremy Falcon
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When you start having to ask permission to do stuff like drink coffee, to me it starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife one.
Jeremy Falcon
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For reference: The Lounge[^]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Oh snap. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife wife / husband one
Order needed fixing. 
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Ha ha. Touché my good man. Touché
Jeremy Falcon
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Are you the resident psychologist? 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Coffee soap?
Never thought of dirty coffee needing a bath. Learn something new every day.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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She has made it with coffee grounds. The grounds sink to the bottom and act as an exfoliate, the soap has a nice mottled brown colour and has a pleasant aroma.
At craft fairs, it is one of the items she sells the most of.
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Sounds interesting. Do you have any photos?
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I will get some and send them to you.
She is making a fresh batch now, but without the coffee grounds - just the coffee.
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Meanwhile...
coffee soap� - ����� �-Google[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Coffee soap? Is that a thing? 
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Maybe it's for enemas?
Jeremy Falcon
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Yup, more bang for your... um... buck.
Jeremy Falcon
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And yes, it smells like coffee.. when I get out of the shower, I don't smell 'frue-frue'.
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That's waht stops me from buying it. If I get out od the shower smelling like coffee I would spend the rest of the day licking myself like an oversized hairless cat.
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: I would spend the rest of the day licking myself like an oversized hairless cat.
You might be able to make a lot of money on the vids from that. Just saying...
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I could make a lot of money just by threatening to publish them unless I get paid.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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