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Well, it's not a crime... 
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That's a question of the perspective.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...only because he didn't manage to take the office
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CDP1802 wrote: He ran off to become an unelected politician
Credit where it's due.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Right. To quote the namegiver of the Teddybear:
Quote: Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't think I'd use "mighty things" or "glorious triumphs" to describe tory local politics.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nor DD, to be precise.
Do we have some icon for sarcasm?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Do we have some icon for sarcasm?
I don't need one.
I mean, redundancy has value in the right places, but...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CDP1802 wrote: spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat
I'm pretty sure Dave was defeated. Twice, if I remember right 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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It would have been much better if he ran off to join the circus. The clowns there do much less damage...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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There is always someone who annoys someone else around here, so chances are that you'll find someone else to be annoyed by.
You yourself are a nuisance to some and a cool guy to others. Don't take anything here too personal. It is hard to really know someone by some ASCII text on a forum and to make matters worse, I guess some see it as a form of a role playing game and have a different character than in real life.
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Thou speaketh with honour worthy of a paladin!
Yet I should say this is no play to me.
I doth take CP very serious and those nay-sayers who say otherwise will meet the end of my trusted sword (+5 to sysadmins) 
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Sander Rossel wrote: meet the end of my trusted sword
Only if they don't botch the save against breath weapon. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I trust that you mean the pointy end
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sysadmins are wise high level monks and their wisdom adds to their AC. And they can become ethereal at will, so... I wouldn't use that sword.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Apparently I'm as wonderful and amazing on here as I am in real life. Go figure 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Yep. I was welcomed here by a John Wayne imitator. All that followed were much easier to live with.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nothing much. UFOs landed on the White House lawn, we welcomed our Robot Overlords, and DD left.
Oh, and Donald Trump was elected President of the US.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Dalek Dave was a nob with issues, someone else said that we all are to someone - yes, but that doesn't make it any less annoying! Him and his sycophants were the main reason for me not hanging around here so much in the last few years too - pity CP doesn't have a 'block' facility like FB to filter out that kind of stuff, it gets kind of tedious sometime trawling through the crap to find something interesting here but these days if things get too dull or annoying I can always resort to doing some work!! 
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Caslen wrote: pity CP doesn't have a 'block' facility like FB
It does viz The Soapbox Discussion Boards[^]
Not everyone is smart enough to know when it's use is appropriate.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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You must be confused, DD was one of our more entertaining members. But if one person's comments can make you leave the forum then perhaps the internet is not the place for you.
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I guess watching a drunkard spout hate speech could be considered entertaining.
There is no failure only feedback
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