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Get started on the torture phase - if anyone asks, you can you were just obeying orders! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm no good at that kind of stuff, but I know someone...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Always a good idea to employ the experts!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She actually likes it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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She'll probably do it cheap then. Even better!
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"She"?
Then you need two experts -- the second with a movie camera.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: just obeying orders!
So you got the finger (i.e., thumbs up).
And I'm proud to be ashamed of that!
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[nit-pick = on]
"schinden" has to be translated as maltreat or mistreat.
"verschinden" is not really an nowadays existing German word (it might be found in old texts).
If I would have to explain the meaning I would use "verhunzen" or "verpfuschen" = bungle or butcher or "verunstalten" = deface.
And yes, butcher can be killing (execute) but should be not interpreted that way here.
[nit-pick = off]
Talking about users I would prefer deface here 
I'll get my coat
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to leave work and prepare for the weekend.
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Jochen Arndt wrote: "schinden" has to be translated as maltreat or mistreat.
True, just read about it and learned that all kinds of unclean jobs, icluding disposing of animal carcasses, were left to the guy who did all the dirty work: The executioner.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Jochen Arndt wrote: Talking about users I would prefer deface here
But surely cutting their face off would count as torture? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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CDP1802 wrote: Now to guess which of the two he actually wants...
Just to be on the safe side, do both.
This can easily be accomplished by requiring they access the application through FleeceBook.
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Google Translate says both of those phrases translate to:
translate.google.com: Disappear from users
Maybe they are using google translate?
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More accurately it would mean 'disappearance of users', but with the missing 'w' it probably assumes that to be a typo (which it indeed is). If you look at the other replies, you could nitpick about the word 'schinden' and not commonly using it as 'verschinden', but I just don't want that to be in the way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Isn't torture a default feature of any program?
At least when it's from Mordor
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To the tune of "Wind Beneath My Wings:"
Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh,
No records, there, in the little project logger,
Your designs for power still opaque:
Never content to let us shine
You publicly flog our bare code-behinds
So you're the one with all the glory,
You the one takes credit for our work
A master of manipulating others weakness
With a beautiful smile to hide the plan.
Did you ever guess you're not our hero?
You're everything we never want to be
We can crawl lower than the earthworms,
For you are the dirt beneath our rings
It may have looked like we were scrummers,
But, that's a mask we wear for you
We want you to know we know the truth, of course we do:
We'd be more productive without you
Did you ever know you're not our hero?
You're everything we never want to be ...
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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N_tro_P wrote: Just get assigned a new Scrum master?
No, thanks, I have never had any personal experience with Agile, Scrum, etc., other than following what people here say about it, what's in the technoid media, etc.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: I have never had any personal experience with Agile
Passive agile, eh?
I've heard it can be bad.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...the boss comes and wants to know what I'm working on, I'm going to say 'bug spray'[^].
Any idea about the formula?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I kept a can on my desk for years.
Only clueless idiots ever asked me what it was for -- i.e. every manager, scrum master, and marketing moron who walked past.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hello guys, WhatsApp has recently launched a new service as 'Status Chat', Which allows to share you status, like others status and comment/reply on it. A new status tab is also added. I personally didn't like this change as it makes
WhatsApp more complicated just like any other applications. I wants to know how you guys feels about it? You like this [Y] or not [N] ?
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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Er. Puneet Goel wrote: I wants to know how you guys feels about it?
So whatsapp goes farcebook.
Who cares?
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Yes exactly ... they will turn everything into facebook and sons
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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You don't like it? Stop using them. They run on adverts, so if users go away as a result of a change, they will change it back, or go bust.
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