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raddevus wrote: But that's a problem in any language. Those are the devs that give VB a bad name.
Not even that. They are actually proud of their disfunctional 'solutions', criticism comes generously for anyone who is not from their tribe while having to take some criticism of course is an outrageous insult.
Ignoring them and not getting involved with their junk is the fairest way to deal with them. Leave them in their misery, if that's what they want.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Ignoring them and not getting involved with their junk is the fairest way to deal with them.
Put them in a box and leave them there. Absolutely.
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raddevus wrote: Put them in a box and leave them there
Can't.
It's full of cats.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You can have it. It's all yours.
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+1. VB used right is still a good choice in 2017. Faster, dirtier and simpler than C# when communicating with C++ and DLLs. For native programmers it's still a boon, while using .NET for the front-end hampers quite a lot.
And writing small testers? Piece of cake! A VB 7 would definetely encounter good acceptance, so much that it could even kill .NET in the non portable / non web applications.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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My one experience of VB was writing a jet DB client. I had a control in DB code with the same name as a column, and in one record, data of the same name in that column.
It didnt work.
That was scary.
Anyway, Java, isnt it suposed to be a standard? 
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SQL is also a standard, but most of the code I've seen is not portable without adjustment. Especially if it comes from SQL Server.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: And before you nay sayers come in, it was some good stuff we built 20 years ago.
Nothing good was ever done with VB. Let the past go, and don't look back.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Nor with any BASIC at all.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Nothing good was ever done with VB. Let the past go, and don't look back.
I beg to differ Victoria Bitter[^].
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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C# is low level enough for all the hand-rolled stuff you could want[1]. It's the CLR that does everything for you, not C#. The syntactic sugar like async/await and other bloody marvelous stuff can all be done the long way, either with the Task Parallel Library, or just plain threads, if you like large bowls of spaghetti lubricated with toffee.
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Pshhht. They won't believe you and will just get upset.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I wanna go right back to well written, hand rolled functionality.
10 PRINT "Gin time!"
20 GOTO 10
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I don't think that it's gin that is hand-rolled.
(And AFAIK, that's not Nagy's poison)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions (of the damned)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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VB = Varus BASIC? That explains a lot.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Varus BASIC
I predict that there will never be VB versions 17, 18, or 19.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes, the man was the General Custer of his time. Only, the 7. Cavalry still exists.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Brief Communication on disorder over time (7)
Can be easy or confusing. I think its the former
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Message
Disorder = Mess
Time = age
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There I go, over complicating things again ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was hoping Brief and Disorder to confuse the people...
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I do it all the time - thought it was Memoeon
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I was trying to get "Entropy" to work.
It didn't.
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you are up tommorow
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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