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If you talk to my wife again, there'll be trouble!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Now that is an excellent riposte
May the man with the most ram win ?
touché, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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So that's what those pills are for...
Software Zen: delete this;
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A cluster of supercomputers is still waiting for the Android Studio's emulator to boot up.
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I got this.
[Edit]
Argh. If CP supported embedding images in messages, this is where I would've pasted a screenshot of my VM host, showing I have instances of each and every one of these OSes at the ready.
(but yeah, I did get the joke you were making)
modified 7-Dec-16 10:45am.
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dandy72 wrote: CP supported embedding images in messages I remember a time, in the long ago and far away, when it was just barely possible. The hamsters were shocked, shocked I tell you, by the unbridled filth that was posted. Yes, cat pictures.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Be careful when you make jokes about women, they have been known to ovary act.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You sure don't waist your time on these.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Jokes about males can make them testes, but what ya gonad do?
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Semen can be dicks too
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Do you lose much sleep, thinking these things up?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: thinking What's that got to do with it?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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When you a receive bill in the post, is that a fee-mail?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Insert tampun here*
*) According to reddit[^], ofc.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Oh, just put a sock in it!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Or put a lid on it.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Posts like that are the reason we can't have nice things (like women) on CP .
Software Zen: delete this;
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The poor, misunderstood innerText — Perfection Kills[^]
I knew there were differences, but not that many differences. This amount of spelunking for one single API just illustrates how messed up things are, and the extent to which web developers protect us, the reader, from the vagaries of web browsers.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It makes me so glad that I don't do webby things these days!
The completely unnecessary profusion of browsers combined with the general grubbiness of HTML/CSS and the 24 carat filth that is Javascript - it's not a world that I'd ever want to go back to.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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It is insanely better than it was even 10 years ago.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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10 years ago, the bar was also set much, much lower. Optimized for internet explorer at 800*600.
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I patently disagree. I'd say that as the web has gained acceptance as a first-class commercial platform the standards have slipped, not the other way around.
You also were forced to do a TON of stuff in JS (with browser checks, of course) that are now part of HTML5/CSS. Weak devs made weak pages, and it showed. Now anyone can throw bootstrap at a site and make it look professional.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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That was an eye opening article. I didn't know most of those differences either.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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