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This is what the ads on the bottom of the Lounge currently displays in my browser. So @OriginalGriff, into Big Data now ?
(It is actually German and means something like "get Big Data handled")
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I'm into a lot of big things 
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Please leave the missus out of this. This is The Lounge for crying out loud... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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'Im Griff' would actually mean that the Big Data is in him. 
Please don't eleborate by which means you get it in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Education, of course. 
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I can live with that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Come up with a punny term for a group of something.
My entry: A collision of crash test dummies.
Ready... Set... GO!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A Clinton of criminals.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Criminal is a strange term to use for someone who has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the FBI, and who has made history by being the first female nominee of any major party, and who has led a life of distinguished public service as First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State.
Perhaps in the Republican world, founding a charity whose primary goals include helping African AIDS victims, and improving education opportunities for women and girls would be a criminal act. 
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No need to be that specific. A government of criminals is close enough.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A Bush-load of confused politicians.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A sarcasm of lounge posters.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A nerd of developers.
A constellation of astronomers.
A Planck of physicists.
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A gaggle of testers.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A cell of amoebas.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A Groan of puns.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A chuckle of jokes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A trump of hot air balloons.
Marc
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A development of programmers.
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A prevarication of liberal politicians.
Will Rogers never met me.
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See my message at: Infinite Loop[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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See my message at: Infinite loop[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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