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Good advice ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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...and that means you are up tomorrow!
Care to explain the solution?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Slimy father has immoral behaviour recommendation (4, 6)
Slimy = Goo
Father = Dad
Immoral behaviour = vice
recommendation = Good advice ( although it isn't always  )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Were it (4, 7) I would have answered "Bill Clinton" 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Monica! Monica? Have you done the laundry yet?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It'll all come out in the wash - oh wait a minute !
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Tesla removes Auto pilot in china[^] or at least advertising it.
Auto pilot, self guided cars are just not going to work in the bulk of Asia, these innovations assume there are rules that the system can rely on. I can see one of these sitting at a green light having conniptions as other drivers ignore the lights and drive straight through. Yeah yeah I know it is only designed for highway driving but still!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Tanks. They need auto pilot tanks.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Tanks.
You're welcome!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If I had a tank, I wouldn't want an auto pilot. 
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Sounds like THIS[^] is something for you 
I also noticed on their map[^] that it's very close to Sweden!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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They can easily overcome this barrier by using Grand Theft Auto or Need for Speed gaming engine. 
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Actually if they applied the rules and enforced them, Asia may get a better driving environment. Even this one the truck was parked half on the highway, admittedly it may have been a breakdown!
I think Tesla should install roo bars[^] on their Asian models.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I think Tesla should install roo bars[^] on their Asian models.
Speaking of roo bars: It's my opinon it would be much cheaper and easier if those ockers would simply brake instead of ramming the poor roos in their Penguin Piss induced haze... Jussaying! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Speaking of roo bars: It's my opinon it would be much cheaper and easier if those ockers would simply brake instead of ramming the poor roos in their Penguin Piss induced haze... Jussaying!
Oi! No Danes are allowed to comment on Aussie driving or Penguin Piss. Especially the ABBA lovers who have moved to Sweden.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Try stopping one of these[^] to spare a roo
Seriously a roo can appear out of the bush at 40kph, you will be very lucky to avoid one even in a car.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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If the Earth moves ... Hey, just say thanks, Babe.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Keep the Earth clean, It's not Uranus.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Babe
This MQOTD brought to you by David Cameron[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Now isn't that a coincidence?
Whenever I hear Cameron mentioned, the words "Pig" and "dick" immediately come to my mind.
It's synchrowhatzity, that's what it is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If terra firma upsets you, would that be EyreLand?
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One should give productivity gains to yourself.
Imagine that the boss has given you a week to carry out a task, which is the traditional amount of time allotted for this task. However, you know an innovative way of completing the task in half the time. Rather than divulge this method, you use it yourself thus completing your assignment early. The remainder of the allotted time you give to yourself by studying something that is useful for your career all the while looking busy. This study time would also likely be of use to your employer too in the sense that these studies would enhance your utility; however, its important that you be in a position of control rather than your employer.
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j91234 wrote: The remainder of the allotted time you give to yourself by studying something that is useful
Like how much bacon should be consumed per mealtime and how much coffee to drink per day.
I agree.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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