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So be fit fast fat.
This space for rent
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Actually, we don't have to be all that fast. Just faster than you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Diminishing returns - you have to keep being faster than the next as the next disappears.
This space for rent
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Another option is to have enough firepower to make an impact on their decision-making habits and ultimately convince them to visit another planet for their sustenance.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I object to that poster...
It doesn't read properly. "Just be ugly at from £14.99 per month" doesn't make any sense. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I love the we don't take ourselves too seriously. Perhaps you shouldn't take yourself to seriously either if you agree with this story. *cough* Natalie *cough*
Fortunately for myself. I am good looking and fat. I don't mind the fat it keeps me warm at night. And if they come for me that is what the arsenal is for. I am in the US after all.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I think they're awesome. Peeps need to lighten up if they get butt hurt about that.
Jeremy Falcon
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...and straight into the Coopers Sparkling Ale. If Maunder were here, I'd wouldn't let him have any, the schmiddy shandy drinking girl from Canadia he is.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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And that was how Mr Martin began his campaign to get banned again, M'Lord...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And that was how Mr Martin began his campaign to get banned again, M'Lord...
Can't remember if it's the last 4 or 5 times Maunder has been back to Australia, but we plan to meet up for a drink and every single time I've rung him up and he's had some excuse about his local not being able to make him a skim soy latte and that is why we can't meet up.
He owes big time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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If it's any consolation - and I doubt it is - I treasure my ignorance of what a "skim soy latte" is, or where one might find one. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: If it's any consolation - and I doubt it is - I treasure my ignorance of what a "skim soy latte" is, or where one might find one.
Ask Maunder, I have no idea.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You don't call that a man's drink, do you? Get into Dan Murphy's and buy yourself some good English ale.
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xiecsuk wrote: You don't call that a man's drink, do you? Get into Dan Murphy's and buy yourself some good English ale.
Bitch Please. Looking at the labels they top out at about 4.5% alcohol and are recommended to be served at about 37° Celsius. Utter shite (except for few good ones I have lucked out on)
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Of course, you've got to serve them at room temperature or how else are you going to taste the full flavour. Get in there and buy some Newcastle Brown Ale.
You can drink Foster's ice cold. There's no flavour to it anyway. It's there to cool you down and tastes better than tap water.
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Wow and hurray  ... we are from the same year 2000 ...
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Tachyonx wrote: Wow and hurray ... we are from the same year 2000 ...
If by that, you mean we are born the same year. Wrong. My youngest child was born in 2000.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh no, I am not that young (but I feel so ...), these are CP years 
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Don't forget to warm it up first.
Or try this.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Or a Belgian one like Westmalle Triple or Hoegaarden Grand Cru ...
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Michael Martin wrote: Back Home From The Gym...
Yeah, I saw that you had started using your gym card[^]...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Yeah, I saw that you had started using your gym card[^]...
Not quite. Don't eat cake. Started back at the gym October last year. Late May after all was going good I tore a pec muscle. Two weeks ago I went back only to come down with the flu. Back this week and taking it slow due to a right shoulder issue.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Twatter is thattaway->
All I found was Global Warming over there.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I signed up a while back for online (i.e. email not snail mail) billing from a utility company (which shall remain nameless to protect the guilty). It's worth a small discount too.
So this morning I get the email titled "View your [redacted] bill here". The usual guff, way too much HTML, but account number, $ total and due date are findable. There is a button "View bill", so I check that out. Link to https://[them]/viewbill/download?id={100+ chars of what looks like base-64}. OK, click.
Browser opens on a page as follows:
[their logo]
To make sure your bill is secure, and only you can see it, we have secured it with a password.
Please enter your postcode to view your bill. and a textbox and a button "View bill".
Who the elephant do they think they are kidding?
Unbelievable.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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