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13-May-16 4:52

...build a little town, and name it "Penis" so I can laugh when I get mail. Because the address would end with "Penis, NV".

BWA HA HA HA HA!

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Eddy Vluggen13-May-16 4:57

13-May-16 4:57

Care to explain? I do not see any difference with "NY" or "WA"?

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R. Giskard Reventlov13-May-16 5:04

R. Giskard Reventlov

13-May-16 5:04

Penis eNVy

#realJSOP13-May-16 5:17

13-May-16 5:17

It ain't as funny when you have to explain it... :/

Nish Nishant13-May-16 5:18

Nish Nishant

13-May-16 5:18

Yeah, he's ruined it here really.

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Eddy Vluggen13-May-16 6:59

13-May-16 6:59

Might not be as funny, but I was lost in translation.

Next time I'll remember to try the phonetics again.

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PompeyThree13-May-16 5:03

PompeyThree

13-May-16 5:03

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
little town, and name it "Penis"

But then everyone will refer to you as the owner of the little Penis.

Johnny J.13-May-16 5:06

Johnny J.

13-May-16 5:06

So what's new? His wife already does....

At least she told me so last night... Smile | :)

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Marc Clifton13-May-16 6:16

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13-May-16 6:16

Johnny J. wrote:
At least she told me so last night...

You, my friend, like to live dangerously!

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Jeremy Falcon14-May-16 7:18

Jeremy Falcon

14-May-16 7:18

Johnny J. wrote:
At least she told me so last night...

Didn't know you and John were romantic like that. That's so sweet. Rose | [Rose]

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Nish Nishant13-May-16 5:14

Nish Nishant

13-May-16 5:14

Well he open carries and drives a powerful V8 car, what do you think people say about him "behind his back" all the time? Big Grin | :-D

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#realJSOP13-May-16 5:19

13-May-16 5:19

Well, I am in fact compensating for something. I need a car with more power to haul my freakishly large penis around.

Slacker00713-May-16 5:42

Slacker007

13-May-16 5:42

Yep. time to clean the pepsi off the ole' monitor. Laugh | :laugh:

Pete O'Hanlon13-May-16 7:49

Pete O'Hanlon

13-May-16 7:49

Indeed. I have heard many people refer to you as a massive dick.

This space for rent

#realJSOP15-May-16 11:06

15-May-16 11:06

I found an appropriate book on Amazon.

Amazon.com: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much eBook: Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas: Kindle Store[^]

dandy7213-May-16 6:52

dandy72

13-May-16 6:52

PompeyThree wrote:
But then everyone will refer to you as the owner of the little Penis.

In this context, the correct term would be "mayor".

Sander Rossel13-May-16 5:35

Sander Rossel

13-May-16 5:35

Please spare us your penis fantasies and go shoot some guns instead Dead | X|

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Keith Barrow13-May-16 5:54

Keith Barrow

13-May-16 5:54

You think those two aren't somehow related?

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aaryan4213-May-16 17:31

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13-May-16 17:31

Roger Wright14-May-16 3:47

Roger Wright

14-May-16 3:47

Meanwhile, down here we have Nothing, AZ[^]. Talk about NV!

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C-P-User-313-May-16 3:37

C-P-User-3

13-May-16 3:37

I have just received a letter from a collection agency.

This is, as best I can tell, related to a visit to an emergency room six months ago.

I am highly annoyed by this because no living human ever called or spoke a single word to me.

This is the first I remember seeing anything from this company.

I'm trying to figure out what this charge is for, and so on.

I am positive that I have paid at least two other bills (from external providers) regarding that one visit.

Am I unreasonable in expecting one bill for one visit ?

What is the name of the authority that oversees such financial behavior of these state licensed professionals ? I would like to use the U.S.Mail as well and send them a letter.

Eddy Vluggen13-May-16 3:59

13-May-16 3:59

C-P-User-3 wrote:
I'm trying to figure out what this charge is for, and so on.

Why?

Would you do the same if I sent you another bill? How would you know the difference between a legit bill and some fake?

Unless they can show "when" you ordered your stuff/service, there has been no sale.

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C-P-User-313-May-16 4:50

C-P-User-3

13-May-16 4:50

Eddy Vluggen wrote:
Why?

Would you do the same if I sent you another bill?

I am confused because

I thought I paid all the bills
I don't remember every face and name I saw there

My biggest complaint is that no human ever spoke to me about this.

Eddy Vluggen13-May-16 4:55

13-May-16 4:55

C-P-User-3 wrote:
I am confused because

Don't be. If they want something from you, they'd better explain what and why.

C-P-User-3 wrote:
I thought I paid all the bills

You might have.

C-P-User-3 wrote:
I don't remember every face and name I saw there

Don't have to.

C-P-User-3 wrote:
My biggest complaint is that no human ever spoke to me about this.

Should set off some alarm-bells. I doubt that it is a legit bill.

There's also some law that says that a sale that has been based on misleading the client is a non-sale. I'd reckon that there's something similar in your place. So, again, unless you explicitly agreed to buying stuff/service, there is no sale, and no bill.

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