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My pizzas always have BACON on them!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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coffee, bacon? what nonsense are you talking about. the only sustenance developers need is chips, and maybe with a little bug sauce.
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Quote: Not good...I'm a heretic...Do not drink coffee...
Who's talking about coffee? The only civilised drink is a nice cup of tea.
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Amen!
At my previous place of employment (a startup), they asked for suggestions on how the work environment could be improved. I asked for afternoon tea and biscuits to be served on proper china.
Needless to say, my suggestion was not accepted, and the company shut down soon after. I don't think there was a connection...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Needless to say, my suggestion was not accepted, and the company shut down soon after. I don't think there was a connection...
Of course there was a connection. We wouldn't have built such a large empire without tea and tiffin at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. EDIT It all went to pot once coffee was introduced. EDIT
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Put my feet up for a couple of days, and pretend that I'm catching up on my e-mail.
(I'm really glad I use a "screen name" to post here)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Check if my key card still works. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Long coffee break, then long-lunch, then another coffee break, then go home early.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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So, just a regular day; nothing special.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Tap into any email I missed, before its neccary to burn the midnight oil on some problem which is already known
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Take a rest after a busy vacation! 
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
I'd either be thinking, I sure am glad I have an awesome job that I look forward to coming back to, or I'd be thinking, why am I wasting my life sitting in this cubicle, sifting through a couple hundred emails, catching up on git commits, and reviewing the latest JIRA bug reports?
Marc
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I'd take a coffee and then a second coffee.
Then I'd read all mails and I'd wait the end of the day.
Daily routine...
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Bore my colleagues to death with my vacation tales and photographs. That is, if I can catch them...
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Open a bunch of Remote Admin sessions, spread lovingly on all available monitors, scribble something on a piece of paper... sip on the coffee... space out for about an hour or so 
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By the experiences of many friends: visit HR and make sure you still have a job. 
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Your house was very small...and when I came round to call...
modified 30-Apr-16 19:26pm.
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Oh no. He's been on the dizzy juice again!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Quote: Oh no. He's been on the dizzy juice again!
And he is out of his cage! Run for the hills! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You're right but also wrong. That isn't the next line.
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Move it to the Soapbox and I will give you a fistful of next lines.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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No need to beat him to a Pulp.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's not what I implied. What I meant was..... Aaah never mind. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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(Here's a tip: swot up on Jarvis Cocker)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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