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This[^] is the Angry Anderson I was referring to.
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One and the same! I kid thee not!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Doc Neeson from the Angels would by my pick.
Obviously, one that could never prove fruitful - but he'd have been a zillion times better than Axl or Barnsey.
I reckon this Axl move has promises of replicating the fiasco seen with INXS the other year.
Oh well, such is life. Everything cherished, important and meaningful becomes broken and fades away into dust. I sure hope my mind goes first!
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Bruce Jenner.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No-one say "Is this thing...On?" like Britney.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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About a month or so ago, I started working on a persisted version of the DataSet, using a random access file for a linked list and clever pointers n stuff. It worked for every data type EXCEPT for an array. As I didn't need arrays for my current project, I just said fyou and moved on.
Now I need those arrays to work and I spent the last couple of days last week trying to find the bloody bug. The data is stored as expected, I even went as far as paper and pencil debug - trying doing that with 97 objects!
Now I have found the bug. The b'tard bug. The stupid f'in b'tard votes UKIP and drinks Peroni bug.
I.
Forgot.
An.
Eight.
Bit.
Offset.
When.
Reading.
Now I can get back to taking over the world. Again.
veni bibi saltavi
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Can't you just blame it on somebloody else? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Sober Nagy" for example? 
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Never met him, but I've heard he's a nice enough chap.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Never met him
Has anybody?
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Not since he was 12.
This space for rent
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How very dare you! I was 11 3/4!
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I've heard rumours that Sober Nagy is the same as Grumpy Nagy.
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But is he also Dopey Nagy, and Sleepy Nagy? 
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He ain't Bashful.
And who's Snow White? 
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The fairest maid of them all, my darling beautiful Mrs Wife!
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Is he similar to Santa Claus? a myth?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No, no. The Tooth Fairy is a myth, Santa Claus is a mythter. 
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You can't say that in the lounge! Think of the QA questioners!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: persisted version of the DataSet
Curious - which requirement do you have that rules out using a database instead?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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The closest DB I could use would be Mongo, which I am using in places. This is in an experimental piece however and I want to try it out as it means I can get rid of some clunky conversions.
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Sounds interesting! Is there a chance you will you show it to us at some point?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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It's one of those 'if I can be bothered'. The idea is to take this[^] and make it persited so that it can be used to easily store and retrieve things between sessions.
In the current version of the DataSet, it can be saved to and read from a text file as well as pushed through a binary stream. What I am working on is the ability for it to work like a classic key/value store. It deserves an article, but there is a bucket load of other stuff I am working on that takes priority; sometimes people pay for this stuff.
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