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It is not clear whet is missing? The girl or the meatballs...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Don't eat Cheetos...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Apparently programmers prefers teachers[^]
I find lawyers interesting though, it seems white collars and red necks goes together after all.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Apparently programmers prefer teachers
It's the same profession.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Apparently programmers prefers teachers anything female that will talk to them
FTFY!
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Experience?
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Ops...My wife not listed...Does it mean I picked the wrong person?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well...you could ask her...but I'd leave it to tomorrow if I was you...
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It's OK...She doesn't know of Valentine's Day...(I wouldn't either if not for Bob)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What? Clintons Cards, Ferrero Rocher, and the Florist Mafia haven't invaded Israel?
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The only one I know of is 'Ferrero Rocher'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You lucky, lucky, lucky b*st*rd!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or even worse, you picked the wrong occupation
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Now you made me really worried...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I married a Cheerleader who became a Dental Hygienist. Go figure...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My wife has a masters in counseling psychology, and has spent some time teaching, but is not currently employed.
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Mine has a masters in cultural geography, but works as a project leader.
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I'm probably not above the minimal age you mention, but I cringe at the sight of that "needle" f****** up a perfectly good record
It reminded me of this classic[^] though
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Have you ever thought of why a wooden thorn would scratch a record while a diamond needle would not?
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