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So I'm out front and I'm digging a hole to bury an old boat at an angle so I can plant flowers in it and get it out of the yard as an eyesore, I live in the deep south and this sort of thing is common(the old boat in the yard thing). So as I'm digging and the neighbor walks up, and the boat is right next to the hole mind ya and asks me watcha doin?
I stopped shoveling, leaned on the handle and said I'm digging a grave step on down here and let's see if I got the measurements right.
He laughed and started helping me dig....we're almost done!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Ha Ha Ha....
Oops, I mean LOL.
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Don't dig there[^] - dig it elsewhere! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Mike Hankey wrote: digging a hole to bury an old boat at an angle so I can plant flowers in it and get it out of the yard as an eyesore, I live in the deep south and
Just curious...does your house have wheels or is on cinder blocks?
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Yes. 
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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I grew up in Northern Ontario on ground strewn with small rocks. We didn't bother digging a hole, just filled the boat with manure (we were on a farm) and planted cucumbers. Bumper crop!
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Here in florida we don't have rocks we've got sand and sand and sand…
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Oh yeah they just appear out of no where.
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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...and...well, I kinda know what they mean...We fixed everything[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And I got this: Good? Crap?[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I felt Win95 to be great and Win98 to be so-so. This shows them in reverse.
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It all depends on which service pack you remember... 
They also conveniently left out Windows 2000.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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And NT4.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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95 is bollocks. 98 is OK.
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Following that logic,
Windows 95 - Good.
Windows 96 - Crap.
Windows 97 - Good.
Windows 98 - Crap.
Windows 99 - Good.
Windows 2000 - Crap.
Windows ME - Good.
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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i send this[^] into battle !
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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They forgot to reverse one of the engines for backward compatibility... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you put unbaked bread on your head, are you a weirdough?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not sure, but you would be a guten for punishment.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He seems a bit kneady to me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We could baguette him to stop.
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Not easy - I'm on a roll.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Something tells me you enjoy loafing about.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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