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Depends on why the warm seat is warm...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Neither. What's worst is no toilet seat!
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Do you wonder how cools his whisky ?
Here ![^]
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Shirley, he cools his whiskey and not his whisky.
IMHO, Irish whiskey is the only whiskey, but that is me, and probably not you.
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Whiskey should never be cooled, as this reduces the flavour, but drunk neat with a teaspoon of water to help free the vapours.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I love the concept of having a "not a comet" list - it's going to get pretty long, pretty quickly!
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Pardon me .I am a newbie.I stil don't understand you. what are you talking about?
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Go back and read the text from the APOD link.
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Follow the link, and below the pretty picture is an explanation of what you are looking, with historical context.
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th0001 wrote: I am a newbie.I stil don't understand It can be difficult. A lot like computer programming in that regard.
Don't let yourself worry about such things.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If you have 1000 mockingbirds and you buy another 1000, do you have a Harper Lee novel?
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Well done, sir. This one took me a couple seconds. I got the book title, but then struggled to figure out the word play.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Sir Griff,
I am rather worried that you may be making a bird of a feather here...
Life is too shor
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You should tweet that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Having never read that book, I can safely say what you'd have is 2,000 mockingbirds and a lot of bird poop.
Jeremy Falcon
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With a predator bird nearby there will be a lot of blood as well...
Life is too shor
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Or a Hitchcock film.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm missing the Translation/guidline for "non UK Humor experts"
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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That's only available to people who can spell the word "humour" properly.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: That's only available to people who can spell the word "humour" properly. So - I guess you didn't get it.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Just because your country doesn't know how to spell, that doesn't mean you get to force other countries to use your embuggered spellings.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I am delighted to hear you feel "embuggered" !
(pass the K-Y)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Not me - it's the spelling you 'merkins have embuggered.
And the pronunciation.
And some of the words.
But other than that, you're not too bad at the language we invented.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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