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Apple are nicer. Apple gene pear and anagram
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It is but an other sign[^] of the end of times!  
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It appears that parts of the US suffer from low-information mayflies. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This is for real. I was in a little Great Lakes town a few years ago a week after the annual mayfly swarm. They were still cleaning up the mess. Every surface throughout the town was covered in mayfly bodies. Folks used brooms and pressure washers to clean up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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And in other news, the Junebug swarm around my parents porch light always peaked in mid-may. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'm waiting for the first news outlet to blame this on global warming climate change.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You had plenty of money in 1922.
You let other women make a fool of you.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
Get me some money too.
Your sitting' down wondering what it's all about.
If you ain't got no money they will, put you out.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
Get me some money too.
Now if you had prepared 20 years ago.
You wouldn't be a wandering now from door to door.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here,
get me some money too.
Get out of here,
get me some money too.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
spoiler[^]
Which movie?
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The Last Boyscout, obviously.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Jerry Maguire
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The man with the small beard[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The poet
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Mona Lisa?
veni bibi saltavi
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Fooling with Money and Women
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The Money Pit
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Pimp[^]
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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The Neverending Story
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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I arrived in Toronto a few hours ago. Since I have never been here before, I took a deep breath to suck in that nice Canadian air, but I could not detect even the slightest scent of the CP rodents. Very disappointing 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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...we know where Dilbert works...
http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-06-15[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How do you get a location out of that? 
Serving up obnoxious ads only narrows it down to about 905 of the internet.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: How do you get a location out of that?
Apple, obviously.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified 15-Jun-15 10:57am.
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This is cool[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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... WHOA...  Well spotted and well done, that dude!! Especially as no one in the world seems to take notice of things anymore.
I don't have kids but I would probably rip apart anyone who TOUCHED my nieces or nephews 
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After two weeks, I am barely beginning to comprehend what "working from home" means.
Previously, that was an annoyance we accepted as part of living in snow land; i.e., we would work from home for a day or two until the roads would allow us to get back to the building.
I welcome advice from those who have been doing it longer than I have.
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