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I've gotta tell ya: as wannabe-jokes go, this one isn't even as funny as: "Hey, scientists say that gravity doesn't attract, any more, so buy lots of duct tape to keep your sht1 from flyin' off!"
To hit the funnybone you're aiming at, your point has to be something that's believable enough to make people stop and think about it.
The "all numbers above n are divisible by two" thing is just not going to cut it in a developers' forum.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The "all numbers above n are divisible by two" thing is just not going to cut it in a developers' forum.
It might for large values of 2.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: It might for large values of 2.
Ah, you mean the "2" part, rather than the "1" part. I see what you mean.
With Boolean values in a non-zero-based system, the "1" would be the zero, and the "2" would be the 1, and, as such, becomes a factor of any integer, without a remainder!
Now I get it!
(Now that's absurd!)
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Some of us find absurdity amusing. 'Tis unfortunate that you do not.
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I would if it were but it ain't so I can't.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The "all numbers above n are divisible by two" thing is just
not going to cut it in a developers' forum.
You just need to choose the correct numbering system.
In any binary floating-point system, there will be a largest representable odd integer. All representable numbers larger than that will be integers, and divisible by two.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ah, but then some evil genius (probably Doctor Doom or the Master) will come along and stick a "1" on the end, break all our computer systems, and take over the world in the ensuing chaos.
Better not to go there, I think.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Ah, but then some evil genius (probably Doctor Doom or the Master) will come along and stick a "1" on the end
Converting IEEE binary64 to binary65, and simultaneously modifying the hardware on every IEEE floating point-compatible machine in the world?
Not even Chuck Norris could do that! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Not even Chuck Norris could do that!
He has already done it N+1 times.
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N+1 is small fish, for Chuck Norris.
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I heard on the radio that the numbers are much shorter than that and repeat almost twice before repeating again.
The entire numeric sequence boils down to 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3.
So all numbers are technically prime, including 1 in this case.
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According to Watership Down (if I recall correctly) the numbers (in full) are 1, 2, 3, 4, thousand.
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Or is it 1 2, 1 2. Is this thing on?
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Since primes are proven to be limitless, the only interpretation I can draw from this discovery is that we are indeed living in a Matrix, and CERN has just hit its numerical limits! 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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They wanted me for the remote position. I was pretty stoked. They were having the budget meeting to make me an offer, and then the CEO put hiring on hold 
I've been in contact with several head hunters. It's pretty frustrating that you can't keep them from harassing you when you don't want a job, but then you can't get them to answer your emails when you are actually looking. They take your resume, tell you about a few options, and then you never hear from them again.
Either way, this job isn't getting any better. I just wish there was a way out.
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Yeah, I am there. It looks like several recruiting agencies post jobs there. I've followed some of those as well.
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I don't suppose you're an EE are you? I'm hiring...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I don't know what an EE is, so I'm guessing that I'm not one of those.
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Sorry... Electrical Engineer
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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no, sorry.
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Do you pay relocation from Sweden? 
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This[^] seems like a good job, but I bet Nagy's already applied. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I am by no means a UX expert. I've taken some training, but I'm not really a UX'er.
If I can find a job writing utility code/libraries I'd be more than happy.
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loctrice wrote: I've been in contact with several head hunters. It's pretty frustrating that you can't keep them from harassing you when you don't want a job, but then you can't get them to answer your emails when you are actually looking. They take your resume, tell you about a few options, and then you never hear from them again.
I can totally relate to that - indeed some of 'em risk to need an update on their business card to headless hunter...
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