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Hi, greetings to everyone,
Is microsoft giving out free Windows & Office Licenses for School Staff and Students?
Thank you very much for the information.
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So, only Office is free for students, not Windows.
Thanks for the information.
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Because if you ask them a question like that, your name is inscribed in virgin's blood on their Wall of Future Victims, and demons will assail your e-mail box until you scream bloody mercy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I knew I must have done something bad in the past. 
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For qualifying schools only.
/ravi
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Of course!
One of the core tenets of nazism is "get them while they're young".
Addiction to MS Office now means a bill every month for the rest of your life.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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While at the university, learnt to use Tex (and Latex) for typesetting. Great software - can do wonders with it - especially with mathematical formulae. Heard that its creator Knuth had offered a challenge - that he would pay $ 2.56 per bug found, and this was increased ever year.
Not sure whether such a challenge can be offered now.
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Avijnata wrote: Tex (and Latex) for typesetting. Great software - can do wonders with it - especially with mathematical formulae.
It's great fun, and very satisfying, to use, but don't expect (or try) to use it out in the real world, because it's way too labour-intensive, and eats through a Hell of a lot more budget than the more "user friendly" options.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: don't expect (or try) to use it out in the real world
Especially for managers 
I was also a manager 
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Hello all,
I would like to be able to make calls while driving without having to touch the phone... time ago, when I had a blackberry I was able to use the keyboard shortcuts and to use the offline voice assistant to make calls and both methods worked like charm.
Now with my S4 I can get the Samsung thing (S Voice) to do it, but only when it wants to work... It looks like that if I would like to get a call done (something like "call AAA BBB cell phone") it won't work if no good internet connection is present.
Now this is something I used quite often while driving and of course is something I'm missing now.
Any recommendation? I'd like to use the DRAGON MOBILE ASSISTANT application, but it looks like it is not available in Spain  .
As always thank you all in advance!
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I've tried Utter![^] and Andy[^], which were "best picks" somewhere or other. Both work pretty well in English, but I'm not sure about localisation.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll test Utter this weekend... let's see what it does... 
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[^] A wee bit too competitive I think.
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Somehow this reminded me of some fellas in QA:
[Morons]
modified 29-Mar-15 13:28pm.
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I have tears in my eyes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And there was me thinking the guy with the white car had got away with it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That song so reminded me of Allan Sherman[^] kind of work. Had he only lived long enough to see all these moronic acts, he'd certainly have made a song like that.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Gin can do that, too.
Just ask around the lounge.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I tried watching it initially without sound, because madam was skyping the ends of the Earth, and I couldn't get through it -- it was horrific!
With the song playing, though, watching people set themselves up for years of pain doesn't seem quite so bad.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes. You really need to watch it with the sound.
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Anyone who delights in the pain of others is a psychopath, IMHO.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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